FML : Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

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Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By prian - / Monday 8 March 2010 12:08 / Canada

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By fisheatsbear | 6

#925323 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

Throwing your money in the crapper

By perdix | 29

#925500 - Monday 8 March 2010 17:01

Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?

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By fueledbyshar | 0

#925320 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

YDI for playing poker.

VanessaVander | 2

#925342 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:15

wow

Horney4her69 | 0

#925380 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:22

poke-r, I hardly know her.

damienwatkins | 0

#925402 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:29

ouch. must be painful

alexandraa_fml | 0

#925415 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:32

Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

tomahawkinyouall | 0

#925510 - Monday 8 March 2010 17:03

YDI FOR NOT HAVING AN AWESOME SCREEN NAME LIKE "POOPFACE"!!!

tehamericanboy94 | 0

#925553 - Monday 8 March 2010 17:26

Poker ftw...
If you're good at it.

DGross | 8

#925746 - Monday 8 March 2010 19:25

this would be so much better if the OP was playing Craps...

EmiRiverdancer | 0

#925782 - Monday 8 March 2010 19:46

It's rear but nice going.

ReyEr9412 | 0

#925987 - Monday 8 March 2010 20:51

STFU number one.

xrod_fml | 0

#926062 - Monday 8 March 2010 21:10

lawl

Resquall | 0

#926078 - Monday 8 March 2010 21:14

This belongs on MLIA. Go away.

DonkeyDelight | 0

#926276 - Monday 8 March 2010 22:29

Poker in the back liquer in the rear.

Felendris | 0

#926332 - Monday 8 March 2010 22:47

poker = freaking awesome.

shun the haters.

lezzyluver | 0

#926351 - Monday 8 March 2010 22:53

that was you?

fueledbyshar | 0

#926462 - Monday 8 March 2010 23:25

Damn, you people cant take a joke.

samantha_durano | 5

#926886 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:45

I love poker.

Frank155 | 5

#927085 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:45

STFU @1

BTW, Poopface FTW xD

beccartist | 1

#927178 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:01

donkey delight FTW

u_killed_kenny_ | 0

#927467 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:18

wow. u must suck shit

deathcab7 | 0

#927741 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:37

Q: how do you wake up lady gaga?
A: pokerface!

haha (: that is all.

sucks4Udude | 3

#927759 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:48

[email protected] 49

jakeomatic | 0

#927828 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:16

I think that you lost because they were playing dirty.

peace7love2FML | 0

#927982 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:42

p-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face

abcnonamecba | 0

#929685 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 20:47

@15 it says that in the love guru

lsufan003 | 0

#1055324 - Friday 2 July 2010 21:14

hahaha that was me! I'M POOPFACE... this dumbass lost 25K to me too...

By fisheatsbear | 6

#925323 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

Throwing your money in the crapper

DGross | 8

#925387 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:24

sounds like it...

Next he will lose to "ILikeL33tGiantTurds" and will post another FML about it...

sugarbabyxoxo | 2

#925617 - Monday 8 March 2010 18:07

lmao

anil6057 | 0

#928274 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 10:32

you have the biggest "fail" profile pic ever besides miley cyrus's rutty shots.

RomeyRich | 22

#5913729 - Monday 14 April 2014 1:03

looool

By JBigDaddy | 0

#925331 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:13

this fml sucks moderators are killing me...

fueledbyshar | 0

#925358 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:17

Agreed.

MQ_was_here | 0

#925389 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:24

I totally agree. I have to push myself to click on it nowadays.

sammslife | 2

#925662 - Monday 8 March 2010 18:30

u got that def. right

By astro_plastic | 0

#925336 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:14

CANT READ MY CANT READ MY oh wait. he did.

KurouTenshi | 0

#925432 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:37

GaGa FTW!!

astro_plastic | 0

#925444 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:41

fuck yeah!

KurouTenshi | 0

#925524 - Monday 8 March 2010 17:12

I just got all the music videos of her for my iPhone. :"3 hehehe

Cynical_AbInitio | 0

#925787 - Monday 8 March 2010 19:51

Mr. Gaga

bishoprsv2 | 0

#926274 - Monday 8 March 2010 22:28

@53 Unless you have solid evidence Ms. Gaga is a man, please stop- Oh, is that a penis? Nevermind you're right.

Felendris | 0

#926338 - Monday 8 March 2010 22:49

lady gaga gave her balls to justin bieber.

>_>

<_<

you know it's true.

Immature_fml | 0

#927626 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:01

justin is very much a man. I just kicked his nads so hard his voice sounds like a twelve-year-old's.

bishoprsv2 | 0

#927734 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:32

I called him gay so he hit me with his purse.

By OneHottBaby | 0

#925339 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:14

Really? ...

By KurouTenshi | 0

#925343 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:15

there is another saying that says "don't underestimate your opponent for their face value."
there is a another saying that says "pandas are awesome."
while the second saying is completely irrelevant, you could at least adhere to the first!

Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#925446 - Monday 8 March 2010 16:42

The second saying is completely relevant, although we don't take kindly to panda bears 'round here.

boopityboppity | 10

#925502 - Monday 8 March 2010 17:01

Them mixed color bear need to stay off my lawn. Them can't be walkin' 'round here.

Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#925514 - Monday 8 March 2010 17:05

Now Skeeter. That panda bear didn't mean any trouble...

nep12 | 0

#925920 - Monday 8 March 2010 20:27

that makes me a really sad panda...

Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#925977 - Monday 8 March 2010 20:50

No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda-Bear here! If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo, which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?!