By Itstheapocalypse - 26/11/2017 19:00

Today, while performing a therapeutic massage, I dropped my clients head, shuddered, and jumped away. Why? I watch too much Walking Dead and when I lifted her head to stretch her neck, her soft breathing sounded like a zombie. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 341
You deserved it 3 008

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Was it still attached to her neck, or did it fall to the floor?

Zombies are NOT real!!! NOT REAL!!!!!l! WTF is wrong with you?

Comments

Was it still attached to her neck, or did it fall to the floor?

Zombies are NOT real!!! NOT REAL!!!!!l! WTF is wrong with you?

This actually made me laugh out loud. But anyways OP, YLS.

If I was your client and you told me that, I would go back to you all the time just to mess with you

Shall we bring lucille?

I hope she is also a fan of the show and not uptight because if both of them applies to her, she would have laughed it off. Believe me, we once had a patient who sounded like a walker when they snored. I couldn't stop thinking there was a walker nearby for the entire shift.

I watch TWD, and I most likely would have don't it also!!!!