FML : Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you."...

Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By legwarmer - / Friday 31 December 2011 19:21 / United States

Intimacy

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By rasta_pasta | 4

#1914980 - Saturday 1 January 2011 01:23

You're both creepy and weird, deal with it.

By guppy40000 | 0

#1914843 - Friday 31 December 2011 11:28

it wouldnt be so cute when your jaw closed and locked. chomp chomp chomp

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By Celesta | 11

#1914727 - Friday 31 December 2011 10:59

At least he was honest :)

iSitt | 0

#1914759 - Friday 31 December 2011 11:08

what if she bites down by reflex?

randiZ25 | 0

#1914862 - Friday 31 December 2011 11:29

he was honest, and it had something to do with op.. don't see the fml here..?

Ouchy265 | 0

#1916799 - Saturday 1 January 2011 01:43

Then he's f*cked xD

noto_fml | 0

#1917345 - Saturday 1 January 2011 04:38

agreed I just ain't seeing the FML

RedPillSucks | 30

#1918743 - Saturday 1 January 2011 10:50

What if she bites down and rigor mortis sets in?

kittykat52810 | 0

#1923030 - Monday 3 January 2011 10:25

well I guess that is how he dies =D

By Mirorbo | 26

#1914737 - Friday 31 December 2011 11:01

Somehow, I don't remember men always being perverted pricks like this. I'm sorry the mood was ruined for you, darling.

mzshorty | 0

#1914903 - Friday 31 December 2011 11:51

I agree

Lucidium | 0

#1914933 - Saturday 1 January 2011 12:17

Why do you say darling so much, it's weird.

J0gby | 0

#1914972 - Saturday 1 January 2011 01:07

i know right? even the younger ones are starting to act this way.

Alleged_Cranium | 7

#1914973 - Saturday 1 January 2011 01:10

'cause women be crazy bitches.

Zya_fml | 8

#1916077 - Saturday 1 January 2011 10:00

Well, his picture and name is a character from Pokemon. That character tends to say darling a lot too. So, he's probably imitating or he has a similar personality to Miror B.

Ashley121645 | 0

#1916185 - Saturday 1 January 2011 10:36

im sick of men growing up and being douchebags that say fuck in every sentence. what happened to manners in front of a lady and clean mouths seriouly it sucks lol.

Alleged_Cranium | 7

#1916953 - Saturday 1 January 2011 02:22

Ashley, Don't place all the blame on men. There are a whole lot of women that aren't ladies. These 'girls' go around cussing all the time to show that they are empowered.