Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML
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rasta_pasta
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You're both creepy and weird, deal with it.
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guppy40000
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it wouldnt be so cute when your jaw closed and locked. chomp chomp chomp
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Celesta
| 11
At least he was honest :)
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iSitt
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what if she bites down by reflex?
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randiZ25
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he was honest, and it had something to do with op.. don't see the fml here..?
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Ouchy265
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Then he's f*cked xD
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noto_fml
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agreed
I just ain't seeing the FML
I just ain't seeing the FML
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RedPillSucks
| 31
What if she bites down and rigor mortis sets in?
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kittykat52810
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well I guess that is how he dies =D
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Mirorbo
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Somehow, I don't remember men always being perverted pricks like this. I'm sorry the mood was ruined for you, darling.
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mzshorty
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I agree
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Lucidium
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Why do you say darling so much, it's weird.
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J0gby
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i know right? even the younger ones are starting to act this way.
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Alleged_Cranium
| 7
'cause women be crazy bitches.
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Zya_fml
| 8
Well, his picture and name is a character from Pokemon. That character tends to say darling a lot too. So, he's probably imitating or he has a similar personality to Miror B.
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Ashley121645
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im sick of men growing up and being douchebags that say fuck in every sentence. what happened to manners in front of a lady and clean mouths seriouly it sucks
lol.
lol.
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Alleged_Cranium
| 7
Ashley,
Don't place all the blame on men. There are a whole lot of women that aren't ladies. These 'girls' go around cussing all the time to show that they are empowered.
Don't place all the blame on men. There are a whole lot of women that aren't ladies. These 'girls' go around cussing all the time to show that they are empowered.
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MnBran6
| 0
35 check your friend zone, I'm sure you'll find a nice guy.
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lovinit5683
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Honesty in this case might've not been the best. Ha, but he was so I guess that just sucks for you.
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unidentified_sta
| 5
>Sucks for you
Not quite, reread the FML.
Not quite, reread the FML.
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lovinit5683
| 0
In my opinion it does suck for her.
No need to "reread" the FML.
No need to "reread" the FML.
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mts1000ds
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and how is that working out for ya?
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ShadyFTW1
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dumbass
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missjessicaaaa
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hahahahahahahhaaha hilarious
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attatood
| 7
ageed. ^^^^^ What she said^^^^ :P
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unidentified_sta
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Since he is your fiancé he must be doing something right I'd suppose. Must be joking around then.
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Storm121693
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too bad. but it grandpa was just worried about u
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Sirin_fml
| 46
I'm not quite sure how to take that, but I think you're on the wrong FML!
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SandiRainbowFish
| 20
Lol yeah wrong FML
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Doortje
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Wow, your fiancé has issues.
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guppy40000
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it wouldnt be so cute when your jaw closed and locked. chomp chomp chomp
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LOLSMILEYFACE331
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Haha! oh wow!(:
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Lord_Osiris
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But then if she died with cum in her mouth, OP's bf might be charged with murder or at least necrophelia. Not a good situation.