By legwarmer - 31/12/2010 19:21 - United States

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Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML
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rasta_pasta 4
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You're both creepy and weird, deal with it.

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guppy40000 0
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it wouldnt be so cute when your jaw closed and locked. chomp chomp chomp

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Celesta 11
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At least he was honest :)

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iSitt 0

what if she bites down by reflex?

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randiZ25 0

he was honest, and it had something to do with op.. don't see the fml here..?

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Ouchy265 0
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Then he's f*cked xD

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noto_fml 0

agreed I just ain't seeing the FML

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RedPillSucks 31

What if she bites down and rigor mortis sets in?

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kittykat52810 0
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well I guess that is how he dies =D

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Mirorbo 26
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Somehow, I don't remember men always being perverted pricks like this. I'm sorry the mood was ruined for you, darling.

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mzshorty 0

I agree

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Lucidium 0
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Why do you say darling so much, it's weird.

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J0gby 0
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i know right? even the younger ones are starting to act this way.

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Alleged_Cranium 7
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'cause women be crazy bitches.

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Zya_fml 8
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Well, his picture and name is a character from Pokemon. That character tends to say darling a lot too. So, he's probably imitating or he has a similar personality to Miror B.

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Ashley121645 0
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im sick of men growing up and being douchebags that say fuck in every sentence. what happened to manners in front of a lady and clean mouths seriouly it sucks lol.

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Alleged_Cranium 7
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Ashley, Don't place all the blame on men. There are a whole lot of women that aren't ladies. These 'girls' go around cussing all the time to show that they are empowered.

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MnBran6 0
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35 check your friend zone, I'm sure you'll find a nice guy.

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lovinit5683 0

Honesty in this case might've not been the best. Ha, but he was so I guess that just sucks for you.

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unidentified_sta 5
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>Sucks for you Not quite, reread the FML.

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lovinit5683 0

In my opinion it does suck for her. No need to "reread" the FML.

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mts1000ds 0
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and how is that working out for ya?

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ShadyFTW1 0

dumbass

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missjessicaaaa 0
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hahahahahahahhaaha hilarious

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attatood 8
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ageed. ^^^^^ What she said^^^^ :P

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unidentified_sta 5
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Since he is your fiancé he must be doing something right I'd suppose. Must be joking around then.

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Storm121693 0

too bad. but it grandpa was just worried about u

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Sirin_fml 46
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I'm not quite sure how to take that, but I think you're on the wrong FML!

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SandiRainbowFish 20
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Lol yeah wrong FML

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Doortje 29
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Wow, your fiancé has issues.

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guppy40000 0
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it wouldnt be so cute when your jaw closed and locked. chomp chomp chomp

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LOLSMILEYFACE331 0

Haha! oh wow!(:

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Lord_Osiris 0
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But then if she died with cum in her mouth, OP's bf might be charged with murder or at least necrophelia. Not a good situation.

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