FML : Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks...

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By klsdhjla - / Monday 15 February 2010 01:23 / United States

Intimacy

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By Laurendorcus | 0

#857492 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:45

You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

By benrlc | 0

#857451 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:37

So why is it FYL?

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By thor89 | 0

#857449 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:37

kook aid man:Oh yeah

UziTopete | 0

#857457 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:38

why is this an FML?? you just had great sex!

ISLIM_SHADYI | 0

#857569 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:58

grammar Nazis UNITE!

icall_BS | 0

#857589 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:02

Because EVERYONE focuses on their partner's grammar when climaxing. Nice boyfriend you got there.

powersmoke | 0

#857753 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:20

facepalm.jpg

caleb865 | 0

#857762 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:25

There should be a "who approved this?!" button. not fml worthy...

iSwag | 0

#858020 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:16

so those were his first thoughts right after sex? must be awfully dark in that colset

CallMeHush | 0

#858299 - Monday 15 February 2010 04:09

"Closet doors are made of all kinds of wood."

koolitaliano | 0

#858704 - Monday 15 February 2010 05:49

she deserved it for screwing a grammar nazi

doink | 0

#858908 - Monday 15 February 2010 07:03

I bet Snickerdoodle approved it.

kayztastic | 0

#859038 - Monday 15 February 2010 07:53

lol! true. be thankful you had a good "first time". mine wasn't very memorable.

MikeWazoski771 | 0

#859460 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:25

amen to the grammer natzies!

SocialAnarchyX5 | 0

#859636 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:51

Dyslexics Untie!!

zombiebadger | 0

#859645 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:54

HEIL!

FMLFML123123 | 0

#860150 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 02:10

well at least you remember who your first time was with and probably where and all the details. FUCK ROOFIES!

cdogbeastman | 0

#860496 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 03:49

i mean #155, my bad

sighilikepir | 0

#860550 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 04:05

SCREW YOU!!!!!

jasonsaied | 1

#860591 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 04:16

lol 110

iplaymw2 | 0

#860787 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 05:09

nicee

cyberotter | 0

#860853 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 05:34

her bf ftw

Tenebrae | 0

#861205 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 08:36

Grammar Nazis heil!

hellokittywhore | 0

#862949 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 10:29

0_o I hope 115 was kidding lol I can just imagine what you said Ohh!! me likey very much. me want you harder!!! WANT HARDER!!!!! VERY GUD haha LMFAO!!!!!

millvillegirl218 | 0

#863555 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 01:43

#68 Fired Up reference! Greatest movie ever :)

cliter_dick | 2

#864283 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 04:35

so am I... what's an orgasam ??? can u have it with a dildo?

Secret_Fire_King | 0

#883897 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 03:02

Hells to the yes.. Fired Up is the maddest movie ever.. btw, OP, you and your bf just had sex, and then had a laugh, there is no FML here.. Unless you treasured your innocence.. Just remember: Your life isn't fucked, but you just were.. ;-p

reyemrein | 0

#905346 - Monday 1 March 2010 11:16

^ Last sentence WIN

Rashkavar | 0

#938946 - Friday 12 March 2010 11:39

"The climax or peak of sexual pleasure which occurs during sexual activity and which in males may include ejaculation and in females vaginal contractions." --Wikitionary definition of "orgasm." Essentially, the moment sexual activity builds up to. How intense the reaction to an orgasm varies from individual to individual, but it is always an intense experience. Orgasms can result from any form of intense sexual activity. Most women should be able to induce one using a dildo, and it is often considered easier than doing so with a man, as a large percentage of men are not sufficiently talented to bring their partners to orgasm before they do, and after a man orgasms, he is usually sexually incapable long enough for his partner to calm down. (Because of this, many women fake orgasms in sex with their partner, but I consider this unhealthy for the relationship. Not only does it introduce deceit into what should be a very close and honest relationship (aside from casual sex, of course, as long as both partners have no moral or consentual objections), it also stifles the improvement of sexual activity within the partnership, as the man thinks he is performing in a satisfactory manner. It is also quite insulting to most males if they discover you are faking the orgasm.)

nluvwithipods | 0

#980146 - Friday 16 April 2010 12:50

seriously? i've had sex a lot, and I have yet to climax. you're so lucky it happened your first time

Dezzi4Life | 0

#1194407 - Thursday 5 August 2010 05:06

#148 last sentence LMFAO!!!!!!

By benrlc | 0

#857451 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:37

So why is it FYL?

deevosee | 0

#857756 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:22

Agreed. that's just awesome.

deadbunny17 | 0

#857877 - Monday 15 February 2010 12:48

I agree. There's nothing bad here. The boyfriend sounds kinda witty.

Tribulations | 0

#858581 - Monday 15 February 2010 05:14

#46 speaks the truth.

VioletsarePurple | 0

#3453380 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 12:47

Agreed, you had an orgasm when you first had sex? Thats a freakin win

TexasMud | 8

#3907889 - Thursday 19 January 2012 08:44

Because she is a English major with hopes of becoming a British literature professor at a highly respected University, now that she knows this her dreams are Toast. Or at least that is what I got from her fml.

By givants | 0

#857460 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:39

boo hoo!!! you had an orgasm, and then your bf told you (probably kidding) that you were blobering

13lack | 0

#858005 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:07

...awesome.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#858334 - Monday 15 February 2010 04:21

I agree with #4. Who let you onto this site? Grammar complaints? Are you kidding me? I doubt he was serious and if he was, so what? You just had an orgasm! GTFU

EmreArslan | 11

#4137394 - Thursday 8 March 2012 06:30

Sorry but what is the gtfu? Get the fuck... Under?

ltr450 | 2

#4419666 - Friday 11 May 2012 06:22

Grow the fuck up* 'gtfu

By jennjennsofly | 7

#857462 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:39

lmao

By lxclark | 17

#857464 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:39

Climaxes tend to be one word sentences or maybe two if there's an "Oh.." in it. Don't feel bad :D

F_ur_life_douche | 0

#860934 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 06:02

tell my girlfriend that, she be spitting out paragraphs

Dezzi4Life | 0

#1194423 - Thursday 5 August 2010 05:08

#126 LOL!!!

By Laurendorcus | 0

#857492 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:45

wtgjeremy | 0

#857502 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:46

love it

EV34 | 6

#857634 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:15

hahahaha!

Snow_Daisy | 7

#857885 - Monday 15 February 2010 12:51

ahahahaha "but alas" haha this comment had WIN written all over it!

kyonichii | 4

#858618 - Monday 15 February 2010 05:23

Number 7's comment is indeed, a win. =p

goodstuffboro | 0

#858878 - Monday 15 February 2010 06:51

haha that made mi day

Dezzi4Life | 0

#1194430 - Thursday 5 August 2010 05:10

#7 This just made my day 2 LOL!!!

Trace01m | 11

#1808669 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 03:54

seriously funny shit, eight here!

By T_X_P | 2

#857495 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:46

The chance of a girl having an orgasm (much less her first one) while losing her virginity is between zero and none. FAKE.

HamsteronA | 0

#857532 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:51

dudes need to stop pointing out if it's fake or not. it made me laugh, and gave me slight enjoyment. especially the comments. then yours. FAKE. noone cares if it's fake anymore dude, just enjoy yourself

Sabre300 | 0

#857568 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:58

how did you go about doing that research, cause in real life, where the rest of the world lives, girls CAN have orgasms during their first time. Earth's calling buddy, will you accept the charges ;)

kellianne | 0

#857578 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:00

You never know, he could be really good in bed.

icall_BS | 0

#857622 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:11

Or maybe she sucks in bed. Why's it always gotta be the guys that have to suck in bed?

EV34 | 6

#857642 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:17

it takes more to make a girl orgasm

sugarbabyxoxo | 2

#857728 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:58

there is two different kinds of orgasms. clitoral and vaginal. maybe se rubbed her box when they were fucking. like most girls do. lol so don't call fake if you don't have all the facts... vaginal orgasms are very uncommon. most girls never have one.

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#857928 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:20

I had a vaginal orgasm when I lost my virginity. It's definitely possible.

BritneyBiohazard | 0

#858209 - Monday 15 February 2010 03:30

Duuude. It's not the OP's fault that you don't have experience with female orgasms because your penis is too tiny to please anyone.

quietlytearful | 0

#858632 - Monday 15 February 2010 05:28

31, yeah I'm sure she "sucks" in bed. :D

blackllama | 0

#858719 - Monday 15 February 2010 05:53

13 is right

jondivey | 9

#2169457 - Thursday 10 March 2011 08:31

agreed

ivy_xx | 0

#2430330 - Friday 29 April 2011 08:50

just because you've never given a girl an orgasim doesn't mean we can't have one our first time. congrats OP

G_thelegend | 0

#2497459 - Thursday 12 May 2011 08:32

thats pretty true, how can you have sex without foreplay. plus, first time hurts.

stef108 | 3

#3064331 - Monday 8 August 2011 04:25

Agreed.

hidingout777 | 0

#3131453 - Thursday 18 August 2011 07:51

I had one during my first time.

By kniickles | 0

#857505 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:47

everyone starts mumbling shit when they come. it's cause all that pleasure fries your brains for those few seconds. wait...why is this an fml? you had an orgasm.