FML : Today while jetlagged and going through customs in Singapore, I grabbed what I thought was a pen to fill out the form. I heard it squeak as I lifted it...

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Today while jetlagged and going through customs in Singapore, I grabbed what I thought was a pen to fill out the form. I heard it squeak as I lifted it up. It was a straw in the custom agent's drink. The resulting noise he made lasted 10+ seconds. FML

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By Andy - / Wednesday 27 February 2019 02:00 /

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By bloopaloop | 16

#7774644 - Wednesday 27 February 2019 14:45

That's pretty funny. You know he's telling friends about that "really jet lagged person" he met toddy

By WhopperSmasher | 10

#7774811 - Wednesday 27 February 2019 22:30

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7774428 - Wednesday 27 February 2019 4:02

That "noise" is him telling you that you're going to prison and you will be sodomized continuously there.

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WhopperSmasher | 10

#7774811 - Wednesday 27 February 2019 22:30

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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ihatecondoms | 12

#7775282 - Friday 1 March 2019 0:08

you comment to much, guess you ran out of ideas, maybe not be a prick?

By bloopaloop | 16

#7774644 - Wednesday 27 February 2019 14:45

That's pretty funny. You know he's telling friends about that "really jet lagged person" he met toddy

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