I hope nobody minds if I rush in here to say a little pre-emptive "STFU Perdix, that was the most unspeakably vile and off-colour comment I have ever read"? Well then, good day to you all, ladies and gentlemen.

baniona

Either way, it's still gonna be funny as f*ck.

29-He's Asian, his dick's small enough already, I don't see why he needed it snipped.

why do you hate perdix?

you know. you must have a very dirty penis op. you need to pull the foreskin back to clean it.
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Fuck off

I don't understand the fml at all.

what retracted?

Sorry.

Wow.

Can someone explain wtf op is talking about? please

phimosis FTW!

The ops dick exploded

He is uncircumsized. Sometimes males find it extremely painful to retract their foreskin when they have an erection called phimosis. Phimosis is varying in intensity and sometimes you can't even retract it flaccid.

Well in terms I can understand, basically its been a long time since OP had an boner. When he got the boner it fucking hurt him.

fyl dude

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What I thought too...

This garbage about hygiene, uncircumcised is only unhygienic if you're unhygienic.

yes exactly. and the fact that it had never been retracted means he had never cleaned under it, which is the way uncircumcised guys are supposed to stay hygienic.

He may be able to wash When it is flaccid however an erect penis is much larger.

You look like the Arab version if Hitlerr!Gag

44 even if flacid the first time the skin is pulled back hurts so much

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I'm a complete idiot.

Are you people legally retarded, or just trolling? Because you're great at the former; not so great at the latter. I guess what I'm trying to say here in my own subtle and evasive way is, please throw yourselves into a burning building before hanging yourselves with Perdix' alleged monster cock for good measure.

Some are illegally retarded.

Perhaps the people that didn't get it don't speak English as a mother language and do not know the meanings of specific words the poster used.

"Boston, USA".

Maybe I'm just WEIRD, but I expect at least a basic degree of literacy from anyone daring to open their mouth and spew forth their comments here.

Yeah...you have a point there.

kay is "trolling" while accusing others of doing the same. how ironic.

clearly your penis does not like chicks. stick to dudes. quit contaminating the female population.

i dont get it someone explain plzz?!?

It was the first time his foreskin (extra skin at the tip of the penis which is normally removed) had peeled back onto the shaft of his penis.

the op is from Singapore in that area of the works foreskin is rarely removed

foreskin is not "normally removed" in fact it's quite uncommon in most westernized parts of the world

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81 thank you for explaining :-)

I feel really sorry for "most guys" in your life, and you need to get out and see the world some more -- or at least just look around the internet sometime.

No need to be rude.

For the record, my college years were spent being pretty loose (I'm only 25 so it's recent and relevant), and all in all...? I'd say about... maybe 10% of the guys I've been with were uncircumcised. I keep hearing the fact that more guys are un-cut than guys that are cut, but unless this is a new thing, the numbers just don't match up.

For another record, I don't really have a preference. The size and style of your penis doesn't matter, it's how you use it. IMO having a preference about someone's penis would be like saying it's OK for a guy to have a preference about how my vagina is, which is ridiculous, ignorant and rude.