By rhya4n - Denmark - Herlev
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
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  Il_Maestro  |  6

I'm fairly certain both sexes are equally capable of suffering corneal abrasions. Furthermore, I fail to see how testicular injuries relate to the FML.

You're lucky DocBastard hasn't corrected you yet.

  kiss_1214  |  17

No I get what hes saying , sometimes guys wince or " feel" it when I guy gets kicked in the balls , he's wondering it the girls winced or felt her getting stabbed in the eye with an eyeliner brush. When I read the FML I grabbed for my eye cause I imagined being scratched in the eye by an eyeliner brush.