By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 04:25 - Denmark - Frederiksberg
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How is that a turn on? If someone did that to me, I'd wake them up and kick them out of the bed
#28: People have different kinks... Like the guy that came in his pants after being picked up by a female bodybuilder.
I can't help thinking that if he's this comfortable with you then you've got something special
Or maybe his just a pig that does care where or who he farts near?
*Doesn't
Farting is natural, but it's polite to do it where you know it won't bother anyone; such as in the bathroom.
yes..
He farted in his sleep. Kind of hard to control that. I don't know anyone who sleeps with clenched butt cheeks. Unless you're in prison...
try not being so clingy, bossy, or bitchy. guys r turned off about that kinda shit im sure u r all of thos things. hear me?
Well, so much for intimacy.
i said try not being clingy, bossy or bitchy guys r usually turned off by that kinda shit.
Oh my... How romantic! He sure knows how to melt a girls heart doesn't he?
… and her eyebrows… and her nostril hairs…
I suggest eggs and/or cabbage.
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Oh, what a beautiful moment.
welp... nothing wrong with a little self-loving, if you know what I mean.
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I can't help thinking that if he's this comfortable with you then you've got something special
Well, looks like you have to fart back, OP. Maybe that's his idea of a turn on?