Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
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cakefete2 30
Are you sure it was a wasp and not a boob-bee?
604 11
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Comments (14)
ThrottleJockey 35
Fear of wasps, suuuure.
yes31601 16
You couldn't have just killed it? Or put your shirt back on first?
minissaussette 25
Maybe her shirt was in the changing room, or at least in a different room
Ireadfmlonthejohn 2
I, for one, heard Yakity Sax while picturing this.
cakefete2 30
Are you sure it was a wasp and not a boob-bee?
RichardPencil 30
Hopefully, your medical fee was defrayed by the value of your pest control and erotic entertainment services.
604 11
Pics or it didn't happen.
nonsensical 26
Why was there a wasp in the room???
scyth3s 13
WHY DON'T YOU ASK IT WHY IT DIDN'T READ THE "HUMANS ONLY" SIGN?
ANONYMOUS159357 7
there mustve been a window open
gatorclay97 28
Did the wasp cause the bumps? ? I'm sorry
Saluton 18
was the doctor male?
jenzan 8
"Scared" of wasps. Brilliant!