I bet it's out there somewhere.

Theres Lord of the Flies! That's kinda not really similar....

You should've of just killed the little bastard xD

Damn. Flies are now a harzard while on the road.

Flies have a thing for entering every single hole in human body

No, that's a guys dick you're thinking of.

Sex in the nose...? I don't think so, 34.

If the penis can't get in, the jizz will

Really? There is The Fly and The Fly 2, imdb them...

haha now THATS some funny shit.

*dramatic voice* From the makers of Snakes on a Plane comes...Flies in a Car!

I don't think it was the fly that made you a bad driver. Ahhhhh. Sexist jokes. But no seriously. I don't think it went up your nose and controlled you to crash.

Yeah, watch family guy. You'll learn all about ear sex.

Pretty sure it cant control your arms if it flies in your nose.

Huh? ^

I was going to say that :(

Yeah they're ridiculously annoying and carry countless diseases, but; without flies, the world would be littered un-decayed bodies of dead things.

Touche

Lol wouldnt the world show its real face then? :) though the truth stinks and is an eye sore. That is why people dont like the truth

8: It's not flies that do this. The bacteria in the soil and the enzymes existing in the corpses do this job. Flies usually drink humans' blood.

They take a lot of shit...

Watch Forensic Files. You'll appreciate flies a lot more knowing some murder crimes were solved because of those pesky little bugs! (:

30- I hope that was an attempt at a joke 0.0

Every time a fly lands it pukes. Isn't that just beautiful?

What about cancer? Or AIDS? Or ALS? Or, if you meant only insects, what about wasps? Or black widow spiders? Either way, I think you may have jumped the gun.

Wasps and spiders kill flies.

Not to mention spiders aren't insects

You look like a batty boy!

To bad nobody loves you

Cool story bro