By jdancerchick - United States
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
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  zakkyzebra  |  11

I don't think it was the fly that made you a bad driver. Ahhhhh. Sexist jokes. But no seriously. I don't think it went up your nose and controlled you to crash.

  iBanana  |  17

Yeah they're ridiculously annoying and carry countless diseases, but; without flies, the world would be littered un-decayed bodies of dead things.

  FYLDeep  |  25

What about cancer? Or AIDS? Or ALS?
Or, if you meant only insects, what about wasps? Or black widow spiders?

Either way, I think you may have jumped the gun.