It's okay OP, it happens. I thought the " You may get Wet" sign ment the tigers would splash me, but I ended up getting pee'd on too. Just lettin you know it's not as uncommon as it sounds :p

actually, rhinos don't pee backwards. that was probably spray, which they do to ward off enemies. still pissed they stole my methods.

Ward off enemies? I swore it had to do with marking territory. Don't worry OP, you're the rhino's new walking marker ;)

Random animal fact 2:when hippo's poop they swish there tails and fling there shit everywhere you gotta watch out for that as well.

46 - There's actually a video on Youtube of this. It's appropriately called "hippo butt explosion".

60- I need to go check this out

We should petition the mods to move the parrot FML so we can have a hat trick.

114:1. Next question?

Three consecutive FMLs on bowel movements? Ah, if only life was that grand.

#20, bladders aren't bowels.

Waste then

Hey OP! that's no way to describe your wife

Since birds urinate and defecate in the same splort, it would be three urine stories in a row.

Sandpaper!

thats a circle... im sure you mean 180

Hahahah thanks for that image. 360 no scope piss sprinkler. Oh dear god that'd be awful. I'd hope that no one's piss can do a 360... You'd literally have to have a cup on your privates every time you pee 0.o

Who said that it can't pee in a circle?

In this case OP was both pissed off and piss on.

That doesn't even make sense