FML : Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother...

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Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 December 2012 18:30 / United States - Bakersfield

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By redhedsaysrawr | 18

#5283438 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Troll mom is winning

By Harpy20 | 24

#5283440 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Twat swat level: EXPERT.

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By seandoc | 13

#5283433 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:08

What a way to introduce your family!

rallets | 22

#5283544 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:30

what a twat swatter

By redhedsaysrawr | 18

#5283438 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Troll mom is winning

youknowimright | 5

#5284087 - Thursday 27 December 2012 6:05

Hey might as well teach em while theyre young to lie and fabricate stories to avoid potential unpleasantries. def winning at mothering...

By Harpy20 | 24

#5283440 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Twat swat level: EXPERT.

NYC_Yoshi | 3

#5284039 - Thursday 27 December 2012 5:35

Definitely Asian level.

dalink | 24

#5284296 - Thursday 27 December 2012 9:10

I love this comment. And your profile pic. Ahh rainbow road... How I hated you in Mario kart.

By bombshellbabee01 | 9

#5283441 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

In a way You got cock blocked by your mom

iloveandy143 | 7

#5283726 - Thursday 27 December 2012 2:04

No shit.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#5283879 - Thursday 27 December 2012 3:16

Technically, she got beaver dammed.

By daliagrande | 17

#5283444 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MrSassypants | 31

#5283511 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:22

I know, right? She's even taking OP to her AA meeting. What a wonderful woman.......

PenguinBitch | 43

#5283571 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:46

I agree with 5. Motherly instincts y'all know.

sux4u121 | 10

#5284231 - Thursday 27 December 2012 8:16

Oh yes, protecting her from those evil grocery fiends.

IllestRated | 17

#5285371 - Thursday 27 December 2012 17:36

No that's just mom being a hater.

By rocker_chick105 | 31

#5283447 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Your mom > my mom

RZB | 11

#5283739 - Thursday 27 December 2012 2:14

OP's mom > everyone's mom

youknowimright | 5

#5284089 - Thursday 27 December 2012 6:07

She certainly does seem like a good influence...

By onorexveritas | 23

#5283448 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

she loves you

sens3sfailing | 24

#5284425 - Thursday 27 December 2012 10:18

Jesus was a man.

By n3rd43v3r | 10

#5283451 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:11

That's when you wink, lick your lips, and walk away

By MsConfusedd | 27

#5283457 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:13

Your mom is awesome.

By beehardxcore | 26

#5283459 - Thursday 27 December 2012 0:13

Troll level: Overprotective Mom. Lol what a dick move.

TellMeWhatsDeath | 14

#5283625 - Thursday 27 December 2012 1:07

not overprotective.. just a troll.

Mister_Triangle | 21

#5284857 - Thursday 27 December 2012 13:48

No, that's not what trolling means; and it's definitely because she thought she was helping (thus overprotective)

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