What a way to introduce your family!

what a twat swatter

Troll mom is winning

Hey might as well teach em while theyre young to lie and fabricate stories to avoid potential unpleasantries. def winning at mothering...

Twat swat level: EXPERT.

Definitely Asian level.

I love this comment. And your profile pic. Ahh rainbow road... How I hated you in Mario kart.

In a way You got cock blocked by your mom

No shit.

Technically, she got beaver dammed.

That's pretty fucked up, but she's your mother. She's just looking out for you... In a way.

I know, right? She's even taking OP to her AA meeting. What a wonderful woman.......

I agree with 5. Motherly instincts y'all know.

Oh yes, protecting her from those evil grocery fiends.

No that's just mom being a hater.

Your mom > my mom

OP's mom > everyone's mom

She certainly does seem like a good influence...

she loves you

Jesus was a man.

That's when you wink, lick your lips, and walk away

Your mom is awesome.

Troll level: Overprotective Mom. Lol what a dick move.

not overprotective.. just a troll.

No, that's not what trolling means; and it's definitely because she thought she was helping (thus overprotective)