Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
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Frosc
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a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.
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john443
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I think your friend is the one who overdosed
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Frosc
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a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.
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Jgotty007
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agreed that honestly is not wat a friend should do.
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testthecoal
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Need a moment? Eat a twix!
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GreatGeak
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seems unlikely that the average person would assume a laugh would come about from a hit in the side.
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MissBunny25
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my friend does stuff like that to me all the time.. he knows how easily I laugh.. :/
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HateyMcHater
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Jgotty, if you line your body up directly behind the weapon, the shock of firing is absorbed better and you move less, improving your aim and maintaining your sight picture. Good comment, though.
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elat4lolz
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wait... what?
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nikki9tails
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1 agreed totally an ass and a bit of fail.
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Prankster7o7
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128 has got a point, you need better shooting posture.
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fml_psl
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hmm
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fml_psl
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right
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fml_psl
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podreuo hujrefi
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C6Racer
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If FML put a "Like" button for every comment, MissBunny would click every single one of em.
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MissBunny25
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161 *presses metaphorical like button* hell yes I would ! :D
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C6Racer
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I guessed you would reply in 30 minutes. I didn't think I would be that close haha.
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BisFitty
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#'s 128 and 154 bring up very valid points # 23, you need to correct this and post a new display pic ASAP showing your correction. Thanks! :-D
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MissBunny25
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165 haha yessss I amaze you, don't I?
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thatcrazyredneck
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drug overdoses r funny because its the drug users fault for being a dumass and using drugs
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taleeeeeen
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hahaha ikr
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bunniex1
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a lot of times it's a suicide attempt dum a$$
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michelleJ11
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196, it's not too funny for the families of the user that had to suffer through their drug use & deal with their death. Also, if the user had children, they probably wouldn't enjoy growing up around that; drugs and alcohol can permanently screw up a child. Did you ever think about the fact that the users parents could've been addicts? The user could've been traumatized from what he/she would've seen at home as a child and might've needed something to numb the pain. They weren't intending to be like their parents, but a majority of the time, it turns out that way.
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MrRuffyboots
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Sounds like someone wasn't sober at the time...
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killdozer1
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Drugs are bad, m'kay children.
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supersaiyan7
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as if you can't just tell the lady what actually happened?? you deserved it.
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NightMarePuppy
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exactly. OP shouldve cryed after the lady was done bitching and tell her that her friend hit her on the side and that the speaker has disgraced her dead friend. also ops friend is on crack
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paleontologist
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Who said it was a lady?
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theybebitchin
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but hes a guy :P
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ericownz101
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couldnt have been a lady.. unless she snuck out of the kitchen to give a speech
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Adamantoise
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97: Wow, I've never heard that one before!
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Mellow_blu34u
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wow way to be sexist
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nutsackmuscle
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97 hilarious.
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Thabb
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100, just ignore them.
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supersaiyan7
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well it's usually a woman who dose the bitchin! that's why theyre called bitches!
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Civilianswilldie
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DBZ is the best shit ever made
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Kilroy15
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97 you made me lol
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Bano360
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Bitchin' rhymes with kitchen.
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Jizwold
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sexism is good but the kitchen jokes are old get new material
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zakkyzebra
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old? Try classic.
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Ronan_k
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3 - IKR I hate when kids take shit from bitchy teachers.
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FranBonomo
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that's hilarious
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john443
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I think your friend is the one who overdosed
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vickthedick
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and died?
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markusd
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how would his friend be the one that overdosed and died and still be there to make him laugh
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sooobe
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failboat
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nutsackmuscle
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perhaps it's a weekend at bernies thing. he overdosed but they tied him to OP and another friend to keep up appearances.
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i_like_girls
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or, or, or, hes a ghost :)
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1221jamw
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Sounds like a job for supa crack. He deals with this stuff. Oh and your a dirty whore.
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DocBastard
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You, sir, are a disgrace to FML and, if I may be so bold, to all mankind. Please don't ever comment, or breathe, ever again.
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gRAPE_SAUCE
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psst! it's "you're" not "your" but 3rd grade English is a toughy isn't it?
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Jizwold
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doc ur daughter is getting fat I think
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DocBastard
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I know I'm feeding the troll here, but I just can't help myself.
Jizwold, do you get off by insulting 4-year olds? Do you derive some kind of sick pleasure from insulting a little girl? Do you go to the playground and tell little kids that they're fat and ugly? Or do you just do it from the comfort of your little anonymous FML account because you feel you're can be a badass?
If insulting a preschooler is what it takes to make you feel better about yourself, then you are truly a pathetic soul.
Jizwold, do you get off by insulting 4-year olds? Do you derive some kind of sick pleasure from insulting a little girl? Do you go to the playground and tell little kids that they're fat and ugly? Or do you just do it from the comfort of your little anonymous FML account because you feel you're can be a badass?
If insulting a preschooler is what it takes to make you feel better about yourself, then you are truly a pathetic soul.
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MariaxMayhem
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What did he say? It didn't show up on my pc
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Gondile
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Are you talking shit to our greatest superhero yet?!
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tulsafml
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Oh! Gi Doc!
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Woodsy007
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you call yourself a man?!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Well that sucks.):
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baseballgirl25
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you should punched your friend after you two sat down.
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yougotapes
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^agreed
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you_failed
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Awkwardness... >.>