...what?

You certainly don't sound like boyfriend material! You make no sense

A fucking trainwreck, that's what

Never ask a question if you can't handle all possible replies.

Move on, buddy.

*message ASKING my crush

thank you!! I read the FML 4 times, and still couldn't make sense of it. Ohhh, how one word can change a whole story :D

The real MVP.

How did he not know you were there? And if he didn’t know you were, how did you find out since it was a message, not a phone call on speaker?

I think he means SHE didn't know he was at the friend's house

Who's approving these?

I swear they auto-accept anything where it is entirely red squigglies in Microsoft Word or about Christmas.

what?

OP’s friend ASKED OP’s crush if she liked OP to which she replied “ew no” because she did not realise that OP was in the same house as OP’s friend and thus also reading OP’s crush’s reply.

Now, once that’s cleared up: What are you, like 12, OP?

Never tell a girl how she feels.

The pronoun game is strong with this one

looks like this Fml is gender fluid huh?