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By SplishSplash - 1/9/2013 01:21 - United States
  Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
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  Caitie_kid  |  8

Wow, that's one for the book of awkward situations. He won't say anything though, as your dads friend I highly doubt that he'd ever risk the chance of your dad finding out that he witnessed that. That would definitely change their friendship for good.

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  Kalipczo  |  21

Well were you moaning and groaning? If so ydi

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  aintlifeapain  |  21

#56 Ummm.. Are you the only living person who doesn't utter a sound when you have an orgasm?? Of course there will be "sounds" though not necessarily that loud I think in this scenario.

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  Valdrek  |  26

61, what is the need to start off with "Ummm" I can't stand it, it seems childish and makes you come off like a ditz.

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  Soloman212  |  28

70: "Um" is used to convey confusion, such as, in this instance, confusion about how someone could give a YDI for making noises during an organ, which is pretty much unavoidable.

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  daisiebud  |  18

I've never made a sound during an orgasm, nor have I ever felt the urge to. I don't think it's that uncommon.

(I'm also ace though so like maybe that's it >.>)

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  USxWolfCatxUK  |  16

I didn't know that it was odd to not moan during an orgasm... I though that people only did it to make the other person feel better about themselves :P
Lol, cause I've never really moaned, just heavy breathing :I

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By  InfernoVivo  |  12

I... What?

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  Wiz_Of_Oz  |  17

Noun
A climax of sexual excitement, characterized by pleasure centered in the genitals and (in men) accompanied by ejaculation.

There ya go. You know 'what' now.

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  slycooper_fml  |  11

All #5 was saying is "What did I just read?" That is actually what I thought when I read this FML. On other apps and sites, that would be an acceptable comment. I see that on FML it is not. I'm not trying to be mean.

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  dawnimus  |  21

I think it's classed as unacceptable on FML purely because people say it so damn often it gets extremely repetitive and dull. People on here, like a little originality.

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  love_me_electric  |  20

It's a myth that female ejaculate is just urine. Google the "skenes gland". It's a gland found in women that is the equivalent to the prostate in men. Not all women have one, which is why some women can't ejaculate.

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  snugglesMcGee199  |  23

The situation you're describing only occurs in women who squirt a lot of fluid. There are women who squirt a moderate amount of fluid that is released by a gland that is similar to the prostate gland in men.

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