Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom...

By SplishSplash - 1/9/2013 01:21 - United States

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

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By AnOriginalName | 19

#5652947 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:34

Talk about getting wet...

By flashback.miss | 28

#5652943 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:32

Jeez, hopefully he'll understand and not bring it up.

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By flashback.miss | 28

#5652943 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:32

Jeez, hopefully he'll understand and not bring it up.

ohgeejosee | 19

#5652960 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:37

Ill bet word will get around soon.. Hawkwaaaarrddd

AnOriginalName | 19

#5653007 - Sunday 1 September 2013 9:01

#9 it was probably just as awkward for him as it was for her. And if it was, he's not about to go around blabbing about how he saw his buddy's daughter orgasm.

willard3663 | 20

#5653011 - Sunday 1 September 2013 9:08

Idk it is her fathers friend most wouldn't be bragging about that

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5653130 - Sunday 1 September 2013 11:18

1, I've been meaning to ask this for a while, what the heck is your picture of?

Caitie_kid | 8

#5653136 - Sunday 1 September 2013 11:21

Wow, that's one for the book of awkward situations. He won't say anything though, as your dads friend I highly doubt that he'd ever risk the chance of your dad finding out that he witnessed that. That would definitely change their friendship for good.

xx000o | 27

#5653152 - Sunday 1 September 2013 11:32

There's nothing you could have done to stop it, I hope you enjoyed it regardless of who was next to you.

Kalipczo | 21

#5653202 - Sunday 1 September 2013 12:11

Well were you moaning and groaning? If so ydi

aintlifeapain | 21

#5653265 - Sunday 1 September 2013 13:33

#56 Ummm.. Are you the only living person who doesn't utter a sound when you have an orgasm?? Of course there will be "sounds" though not necessarily that loud I think in this scenario.

Valdrek | 26

#5653361 - Sunday 1 September 2013 15:13

61, what is the need to start off with "Ummm" I can't stand it, it seems childish and makes you come off like a ditz.

Soloman212 | 28

#5653365 - Sunday 1 September 2013 15:17

70: "Um" is used to convey confusion, such as, in this instance, confusion about how someone could give a YDI for making noises during an organ, which is pretty much unavoidable.

parkwaydrive7 | 9

#5653617 - Sunday 1 September 2013 18:36

@56 you must not know how orgasms work.

twitch851 | 9

#5653798 - Sunday 1 September 2013 20:06

# 71 that would be quite the feet to play the organ with out noise.

daisiebud | 18

#5653908 - Sunday 1 September 2013 21:28

I've never made a sound during an orgasm, nor have I ever felt the urge to. I don't think it's that uncommon.

(I'm also ace though so like maybe that's it >.>)

Zintrix | 6

#5653947 - Sunday 1 September 2013 22:21

#61 I don't make a sound and have the straightest face when I orgasm do my girlfriend has told me.

abu4u | 26

#5654221 - Monday 2 September 2013 2:21

Lol ok I don't see the problem here... Just think of all the women who've never had one.

USxWolfCatxUK | 16

#5656827 - Tuesday 3 September 2013 13:09

I didn't know that it was odd to not moan during an orgasm... I though that people only did it to make the other person feel better about themselves :P
Lol, cause I've never really moaned, just heavy breathing :I

ZeusBeDubsteppin | 24

#5936297 - Tuesday 6 May 2014 7:35

or to be a bitch

By xZoeAmethystx | 12

#5652945 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:33

I'm sorry this happened to you...and I'm also sorry for the future awkward situations this awkward situation will cause. FYL.

corporatescoundr | 25

#5653022 - Sunday 1 September 2013 9:17

Hopefully you don't spend a bunch of time with your dad when he's with his friends.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#5653387 - Sunday 1 September 2013 15:33

I'm just happy that I figured out why my wife makes me take the dirt road often.

MikeonFML | 17

#5653470 - Sunday 1 September 2013 16:22

When the red river flows, take the dirt road...

oxygenius | 14

#5653744 - Sunday 1 September 2013 19:39

Do you happen to be from Canada?

By AnOriginalName | 19

#5652947 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:34

Talk about getting wet...

erin37 | 27

#5653282 - Sunday 1 September 2013 13:43

This is definitely the best thing I have seen all day

By Zeus1070 | 17

#5652949 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:34

Well. That's...huh. All I can say is just look at the silver lining and just bury the fact that he noticed within the deepest recesses of your being.

aintlifeapain | 21

#5652975 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:40

I'm sure it will emerge from said "recesses of her being" when she sees him the next time. Talk about awkward.

By InfernoVivo | 12

#5652953 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:35

I... What?

AnOriginalName | 19

#5653001 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:56

It's pretty simple, really. OP came after the rubber broke while she was bouncing around with her dad's friend.

Wiz_Of_Oz | 17

#5653002 - Sunday 1 September 2013 8:56

Noun
A climax of sexual excitement, characterized by pleasure centered in the genitals and (in men) accompanied by ejaculation.

There ya go. You know 'what' now.

slycooper_fml | 11

#5653016 - Sunday 1 September 2013 9:15

All #5 was saying is "What did I just read?" That is actually what I thought when I read this FML. On other apps and sites, that would be an acceptable comment. I see that on FML it is not. I'm not trying to be mean.

InfernoVivo | 12

#5653059 - Sunday 1 September 2013 10:14

Thanks, 21

dawnimus | 21

#5653103 - Sunday 1 September 2013 10:47

I think it's classed as unacceptable on FML purely because people say it so damn often it gets extremely repetitive and dull. People on here, like a little originality.

Caitie_kid | 8

#5653124 - Sunday 1 September 2013 11:10

30, why say "(in men)"? Females can ejaculate too. Many call it "squirting".

love_me_electric | 20

#5654376 - Monday 2 September 2013 3:50

It's a myth that female ejaculate is just urine. Google the "skenes gland". It's a gland found in women that is the equivalent to the prostate in men. Not all women have one, which is why some women can't ejaculate.

snugglesMcGee199 | 23

#5654769 - Monday 2 September 2013 9:58

The situation you're describing only occurs in women who squirt a lot of fluid. There are women who squirt a moderate amount of fluid that is released by a gland that is similar to the prostate gland in men.