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Same thing different taste
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Healthy lifestyle tips
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Nice.
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I'm sure that is exactly what happened to him. After all, who doesn't keep a random assortment of vegetables lying around.
And this is why one should never put anything up their butt if it doesn't have a flared base. Stay safe, kids.
Cleveland voice: "Ohh, that's nasty"
Did Docbastard post this?
I guess you could say he's butthurt
did you make him eat the anus carrot
Sounds like that one South Park episode...
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That's not how one is supposed to get fiber...
Oh I'd heard a similar one. "I was outside gardening, I slipped and my trousers fell down, and I fell on the carrot and you know the rest... I don't know what prankster decided to put condoms on my carrots though."