By ev_lyn_aw
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
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  mariri9206  |  32

No, they should put their own dog's feces in a brown bag, put it on his porch, set it on fire, knock on his door/ring the bell, and then run, baby, run.

you know, like in Billy Madison.

By  jadedarchangel  |  9

For some reason, when I read this FML, this song popped in my head to a tune from Beauty and the Beast about her little town:
I walked my dog like I do e-ve-ry-day
But a new way I went to-day
Soon the walk became a shame
When dog poo was flung my way
Now all I can think is goodness, f my liiiiife.

  mariri9206  |  32

Did you not read the fml? OP was walking their dog in a different part of town, not the man.

  species4872  |  19

Did you lose your pencil Richard?

  species4872  |  19

Is nothing sacred? Should have known, there is only one RichardPencil.

By  RichardPencil  |  30

That was your initiation to the neighborhood.

And, for the record, I created my profile pic and others have appropriated it without permission. I am flattered nevertheless.

By  species4872  |  19

Maybe your dog has another owner on the side.