Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
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Druu
| 53
"Thank you, sir. I'm not from this side of town, but you guys give really weird welcome gifts."
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Shabnam Moghal
| 14
Throw it back at him as a return gift with a thank you note
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By
Druu
| 53
"Thank you, sir. I'm not from this side of town, but you guys give really weird welcome gifts."
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Shabnam Moghal
| 14
Throw it back at him as a return gift with a thank you note
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mariri9206
| 32
No, they should put their own dog's feces in a brown bag, put it on his porch, set it on fire, knock on his door/ring the bell, and then run, baby, run.
you know, like in Billy Madison.
you know, like in Billy Madison.
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jadedarchangel
| 9
For some reason, when I read this FML, this song popped in my head to a tune from Beauty and the Beast about her little town:
I walked my dog like I do e-ve-ry-day
But a new way I went to-day
Soon the walk became a shame
When dog poo was flung my way
Now all I can think is goodness, f my liiiiife.
I walked my dog like I do e-ve-ry-day
But a new way I went to-day
Soon the walk became a shame
When dog poo was flung my way
Now all I can think is goodness, f my liiiiife.
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my2centsworth
| 15
Why was the man walking your dog in a different part of town? We need more background.
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Arashikage
| 18
That's not relevant to the situation
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mariri9206
| 32
Did you not read the fml? OP was walking their dog in a different part of town, not the man.
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Little Richard
| 10
Sounds like it's time for the old flaming bag of dog poop gag.
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species4872
| 19
Did you lose your pencil Richard?
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RichardPencil
| 29
He's not RichardPencil, he just appropriated my pic!
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species4872
| 19
Is nothing sacred? Should have known, there is only one RichardPencil.
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RichardPencil
| 29
That was your initiation to the neighborhood.
And, for the record, I created my profile pic and others have appropriated it without permission. I am flattered nevertheless.
And, for the record, I created my profile pic and others have appropriated it without permission. I am flattered nevertheless.
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species4872
| 19
Maybe your dog has another owner on the side.
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WTF STFU
| 3
I would smear it all over his car... with gloves of course.