FML : Today, my boyfriend pulled the whole "whoops wrong hole" thing during rough sex. He broke up with me because he got poop on him. FML

Today, my boyfriend pulled the whole "whoops wrong hole" thing during rough sex. He broke up with me because he got poop on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Boo - / Thursday 16 August 2018 06:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7670234 - Thursday 2 August 2018 0:35

Pansy. What was he expecting?

By Mungolikecandy | 15

#7677526 - Thursday 16 August 2018 7:00

Not exactly a keeper if he pulls that sort of sh*t,

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7670234 - Thursday 2 August 2018 0:35

Pansy. What was he expecting?

By cbchawks | 13

#7677518 - Thursday 16 August 2018 6:01

store your poop somewhere else

By PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7677521 - Thursday 16 August 2018 6:28

Better that it end now, you're just wasting your time dating someone like that. I hope you find someone great.

By FishyFishy | 12

#7677522 - Thursday 16 August 2018 6:32

Let me guess, he thinks girls don't poop! He must have been so shocked when he learned the truth.

Watermania | 9

#7677531 - Thursday 16 August 2018 7:24

Or he thinks OP used to be a man o.0

By Mungolikecandy | 15

#7677526 - Thursday 16 August 2018 7:00

Not exactly a keeper if he pulls that sort of sh*t,

gamermonster | 34

#7677795 - Thursday 16 August 2018 18:26

I hope OP won’t take this up the wrong hole...

By RichardPencil | 25

#7677527 - Thursday 16 August 2018 7:05

With boyfriends like that, who needs enemas?

Answer: You

By Charlie Given | 18

#7677530 - Thursday 16 August 2018 7:24

Well he sounds like a shit dick 🤣😂

By rekijan | 6

#7677534 - Thursday 16 August 2018 7:36

What an ass.

By GrumpyGrinch | 21

#7677554 - Thursday 16 August 2018 8:16

Good riddance of bad rubbish!

By Abbusser | 6

#7677565 - Thursday 16 August 2018 8:37

Whoops! Wrong boyfriend...

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