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Damn. You'd think at least one other person would throw their dildo on the floor too, just so it's less awkward for you. But I guess helping out a stranger in need is a lost art these days.

Explain to everyone that it's not what it looks like, it's a dog toy.

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Damn. You'd think at least one other person would throw their dildo on the floor too, just so it's less awkward for you. But I guess helping out a stranger in need is a lost art these days.

Explain to everyone that it's not what it looks like, it's a dog toy.

Lol .... u will remember this every time

Wow, that's hard to talk your way out of. Really not something you could have pre-dick-ted though. I hope the rest of the laundry wasn't too much of a pain in the ass. In the future re-member not to go through your brother's private things, even if you get the vibe that you're helping.

Dayum Girl, that’s an assload of puns. I’d hate to see where you’ve been storing them all this time

Not to mention the pen that exploded in the dryer.

What a pain in the ass!

What a pain in the ass!

I would be a million times less upset about strangers seeing me with a dildo, than about encountering my relative's sex toy, and pondering that they may have been using it lately... during your stay under the same roof. Like think about it- if you were to set eyes on your sibling's dildo, would the natural response not be to go mad and swiftly seek death? I think so. Luckily for my peace if mind, all my relatives are utterly asexual. YES THEY ARE! EVERY ONE OF THEM!