Today, there was this girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I dropped my laptop and broke it. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.
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skullet
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coordination win!
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skullet
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coordination win!
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Craw25
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Fuck your laptop what about her leg?
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ClaraLewy
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What about her leg?
Man, boys only care about laptops
Man, boys only care about laptops
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Freeze_fml
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Believe me, we think about your legs.
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Freeze, you only think of them when they're spread :P
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ZleveL
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and you know it :D
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Freeze FTW.
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StoryOfTheYear
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dude, you should be an actor
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CleanSheets
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Wtf... what does acting have to do with it?
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DogmaT_fml
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i think he means comedian.
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Newbie21
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why would she wears in icy weather ... I would be more concerned with the lab top .. so FYL
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samuelj57
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mermaids chick your gay fyl
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MermaidSongXOXO
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#102 Please learn to type properly and form a coherent point.
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DarienR
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u r totally Dylon scarin me dude wow rock on freak
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Ravtaz
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idk what kind of men you know but I have great respect for women and don't just think of them sexually. And I know I'm not "one of those few caring men" because most my male friends are like that too.
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Ravtaz
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btw my comment was towards mermaidsong's first comment.
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epound28
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Fuck her leg, what about your laptop?
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ButtNekked
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Oh there's ice, let me run through it with my heels on.
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Extacy23
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get owned son...
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vaebouria
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congratulations #119 your oficially a fag
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ImaBmyLonurTees
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it's "lap top" and how's her leg? u're lucky if u don't get sued
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geovanni
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screw you 149
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shalizzz
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#152 it's "laptop". really!
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Danielt104
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Fyl for slipping and falling, but ydi for DROPPING your backpack with a LAPTOP in it!
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MF12
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um no it's laptop
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VKawala
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actually when their spread, we're thinking about whats between them...
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jarhead321
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details details
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epound28
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yes, dumbfuck, it's "laptop"
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p00nhandler
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good job capt save-a-hoe
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maa_rico
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@102 u Luke Lyle Amanda bynes on crack
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hpotterluvr
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see and some girls don't mind that… like me… becaz guys want my vag. unlike u mermaid
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BtcKashew
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Congratulations Captain superfuck.
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trainman_NL
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poor guy. LOL
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assasin_fml
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what u get
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ihavenoname123
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Only in Canada. Doesn't everyone there slip on ice anyways?
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White667
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We need an "Idiot" option, sometimes the two we have just don't cover it.
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Misty3242
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That's what he gets for trying to be a gentleman
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.
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ladiesman14
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i only help hot girls who look like they put out.
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MermaidSongXOXO
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lol that's the point. most guys only help girls so they can get in their pants.
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CallMeHush
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Cynic.
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MermaidSongXOXO
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CallMeHush, I don't think EVERY man is that selfish. But, be honest, how many men would act as chivalrous as OP did without that kind of motive? I think what OP did was selfless and genuine, but not many men would help that girl without selfish intentions.
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CallMeHush
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Mermaid, of course you are pretty much on target, I was just having fun.
For the record, I'll do good deeds because it is the right thing to do. That is just the way I was brought up.
For the record, I'll do good deeds because it is the right thing to do. That is just the way I was brought up.
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Good for you.
But, just so you know, I'm not a feminist. Both genders are equal.
I just know that chivalry is endangered.
BTW, how could there be a sexless whore?
But, just so you know, I'm not a feminist. Both genders are equal.
I just know that chivalry is endangered.
BTW, how could there be a sexless whore?
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MermaidSongXOXO
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I'm saving myself for marriage, so I'm not gonna whore myself out like some slut.
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Dwayneturtle1
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At least you tried. It's the thought that counts
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fr33convict
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You failed at so many things I actually voted fyl :)
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xxhappyninjaxx
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I award u points for effort.
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HoesInaBox
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F for eFFort :) ..and not fail.
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csh45
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Sucks about your laptop, but it was sweet that you triedto help
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MermaidSongXOXO
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I agree. He's sweet :)
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CleanSheets
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Dito
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Gumblebum100
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yea exactly. ya see these are the things they leave out in the superhero movies......
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BadPinkKitty07
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goofy and adorable! haha, love it!
kudos to OP for being one of the very rare REAL men around today. :)
kudos to OP for being one of the very rare REAL men around today. :)
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Towelie_31
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I would laugh... but i would help her up after
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humorizer
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Note that if that was a guy falling (or maybe an unattractive lady even) he'd have most likely ignored it.
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JF4509
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atleast you helped her :D
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DogmaT_fml
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Now you'll be missing two things to set on your lap
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shalizzz
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epic win, dude!
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Chronica420
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hahahhaha awesome #12
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MXavierT
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lol 12 wins.
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Xppppppppppppp
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#12 FTW xD