FML : Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my...

Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 July 2012 02:55 / United States - Covington

Love

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By DocBastard | 38

#4738806 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:12

*turns circuit breaker off*

"Aw damn, looks like the power's back off! Now, where were we?"

By i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#4738815 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:13

You were actually cock-blocked by the Internet? That's just plain backwards

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By k010sweetygurl | 5

#4738800 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:11

That sucks

tellithowitis | 13

#4738860 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:16

Your comment sucks more. I just had to say it.

By DocBastard | 38

#4738806 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:12

*turns circuit breaker off*

"Aw damn, looks like the power's back off! Now, where were we?"

dead_insects | 18

#4738849 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:15

damn skippy!!! ^_^

dead_insects | 18

#4738873 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:18

damn skippy!! ^_^

theslimshadylp | 6

#4738916 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:24

Aww how cute

beccaishereyay | 11

#4738987 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:51

2 - smart man

AKGirlinSD | 20

#4743832 - Saturday 28 July 2012 9:45

26, That's because DocBastard is a legend on this site and leaves some pretty funny, intelligent comments. They never get old :-).

ReesieBanana21 | 12

#4745472 - Saturday 28 July 2012 23:35

Looks like you got sone competition!

By i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#4738815 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:13

You were actually cock-blocked by the Internet? That's just plain backwards

boofgall | 16

#4739000 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:59

Just go down on her, she'll quickly change her mind and drop her phone.

Mauskau | 35

#4739378 - Friday 27 July 2012 12:52

Don't people usually get cock blocked by the Internet nowadays with porn?

i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#4742227 - Saturday 28 July 2012 0:02

Only when it starts buffering

Thelnternet | 7

#4743895 - Saturday 28 July 2012 10:30

I'm sorry.

By SierraaaNicoleee | 26

#4738817 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:13

That's when you turn the power off, and act like it went out again.

SierraaaNicoleee | 26

#4738976 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:47

Well fuck.

DKjazz | 20

#4739290 - Friday 27 July 2012 12:19

You were beaten by a single minute. I'm thumbing you up because I know you didn't copy.

ZippandButtons | 7

#4746149 - Sunday 29 July 2012 3:59

Better luck next time.

By greeneyedpothead | 10

#4738823 - Friday 27 July 2012 9:13

I would kill for my boyfriend to do that for me! Romance is always good :-) Or maybe I just don't really put the internet over fun sexy time. Anyways, that was sweet of you OP.