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Tell the police that, so that they can take him to his real home and family.
Did you play along or send him to the fryer where he deserves to be?
bahaha faking addresses. I bet he faked his name too, who wants to get caught, he was probably really scared.
I hope if he faked his name he at least came up with something good. My kid brother got caught selling cigarettes to middle schoolers and his fake name ended up being Hancock Rugby, a combination of the poster in the store window next to him and the street sign.
I hate it when FML's leave you wondering what happened next! This is one of those FML's.
The doting auntie in me would have played along to keep him out of trouble, but the soon-to-be mama in me would have played along and beat his ass for the vandalism and the lying! Okay, perhaps that's a bit harsh. Probably just have a few choice words for him while turning him over to his real parents.