Love: Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive...

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 16:46 - Egypt

Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend comes and sits with us. Somehow the subject of getting it on comes up. My date then says "expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants". FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By jkl54 - 01/04/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By vintage_vogue - 17/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I had a coffee date. The guy was waiting with coffee to meet me on the patio. I walked up to him, caught my favorite pendant necklace on the table, broke the necklace trying to get it free, and rattled the table so intensely that the guy's coffee spilled all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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poolshark 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:21

Now would be a good time to tell him about your recent vow of celibacy...

purple5 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:25

Hm...I'd have said I was going to the bathroom, and then leave. You get to leave him behind and keep the necklace - score!

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ga2157 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:16

#8, i dont think thats what he meant. This fml doesnt rival the one with "soon this wiil be plump with my seed," but it comes close.

andbreathe 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:22

for one... it's his buddy, he could just be trying to impress him and two... he's a guy, at least he was honest and three.... i agree with #52, you need a sense of humour.

fondlethefish 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:23

Saying that "expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants" = Not a chance of ever seeing me again!

hawkloverr 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:27

I hope you didn't sleep with him....and #50 is a total *****

o76923 8

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:28

If two people were dating and he bought her nice jewelry, 99% of the time, she's putting out. He just missed the "step 1: get in a relationship" part of the plan.

monicamischief 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:32

it's sad that most guys have to buy girls expensive gifts to get into their pants. shouldn't a girl sleep with someone because they find them attractive and they like them? why do guys have to buy gifts and pay for dinner in order to get action? i really don't get it. at least he was being honest, anyway. better honest than a liar; most guys wouldn't have told you such a thing, but they would have been thinking it.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:38

Be all hot and sexy with him, and just when is can't take it anymore, say "tickets please."

scottyyy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:48

#59 u got it hmmm buying his girlfriend really expensive jewelry to get in her pants?? seems more like an FML for him, cause it seems he can only get down low if he has to pay for it