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By wasntworththedrive - United States
  Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
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By  tyrob911  |  0

let's get this straight here. he texted her wanting to hook up. if you really understand that text, you'll know that the guy didn't care about pleasing her. all he wanted to do was nut and he did. he could care less how long it took him. his mission was accomplished.

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By  epoh_fml  |  0

way too, many commas, in this, FML.


and FYI, this is a common problem for a lot of guys. have him masturbate an hour before hand, and he'll last a while. Or, have sex again right after :)

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  FaustXIII  |  0

The amount of commas in this FML (three) is perfectly acceptable. They were used correctly.
However, there is another problem: It was cut off. The rest goes:

"...but I was held up by road work for forty minutes. Also, I am a nymphomaniac."

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By  tyrob911  |  0

let's get this straight here. he texted her wanting to hook up. if you really understand that text, you'll know that the guy didn't care about pleasing her. all he wanted to do was nut and he did. he could care less how long it took him. his mission was accomplished.

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