FML : Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive...

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Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wasntworththedrive - / Wednesday 20 January 2010 06:43 / United States

Intimacy

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By tyrob911 | 0

#786177 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:46

let's get this straight here. he texted her wanting to hook up. if you really understand that text, you'll know that the guy didn't care about pleasing her. all he wanted to do was nut and he did. he could care less how long it took him. his mission was accomplished.

By happypapp12 | 0

#786277 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 01:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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By jf7609 | 0

#786104 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:11

first!

k2cool_87 | 0

#786123 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:17

who cares....BTW keep numbing cream next time...

By azurablade | 0

#786121 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:16

SECOND!!!!!!

By summerloolooloo | 0

#786142 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:24

I heard that there are new kinds of condoms which have some sort of a numbing cream on them. How about giving those a shot? HAHA.

By epoh_fml | 0

#786146 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:30

way too, many commas, in this, FML. and FYI, this is a common problem for a lot of guys. have him masturbate an hour before hand, and he'll last a while. Or, have sex again right after :)

Freeze_fml | 16

#787163 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 11:18

You know he intentionally added unnecessary commas, right?

Freeze_fml | 16

#787883 - Thursday 21 January 2010 05:33

Looks like this FML got edited. When I first saw it, it had commas every two words.

FaustXIII | 0

#3860739 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 01:05

The amount of commas in this FML (three) is perfectly acceptable. They were used correctly. However, there is another problem: It was cut off. The rest goes: "...but I was held up by road work for forty minutes. Also, I am a nymphomaniac."