By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 444
You deserved it 4 835

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let's get this straight here. he texted her wanting to hook up. if you really understand that text, you'll know that the guy didn't care about pleasing her. all he wanted to do was nut and he did. he could care less how long it took him. his mission was accomplished.

I heard that there are new kinds of condoms which have some sort of a numbing cream on them. How about giving those a shot? HAHA.

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who cares....BTW keep numbing cream next time...

SECOND!!!!!!

I heard that there are new kinds of condoms which have some sort of a numbing cream on them. How about giving those a shot? HAHA.

way too, many commas, in this, FML. and FYI, this is a common problem for a lot of guys. have him masturbate an hour before hand, and he'll last a while. Or, have sex again right after :)

You know he intentionally added unnecessary commas, right?

Looks like this FML got edited. When I first saw it, it had commas every two words.

The amount of commas in this FML (three) is perfectly acceptable. They were used correctly. However, there is another problem: It was cut off. The rest goes: "...but I was held up by road work for forty minutes. Also, I am a nymphomaniac."

The number of commas and usage is correct

distract him with tv or something next time, lasts longer.

let's get this straight here. he texted her wanting to hook up. if you really understand that text, you'll know that the guy didn't care about pleasing her. all he wanted to do was nut and he did. he could care less how long it took him. his mission was accomplished.

true number 7. ya beat me to it

don't be silly.... she was tottallyyy intoo hhiimm!!! she wouldn't of let him fuck her brains out if she wasn't into him!!!

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totally agree w/ #10

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