Intimacy: Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me,...

By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

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tyrob911 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:46

let's get this straight here. he texted her wanting to hook up. if you really understand that text, you'll know that the guy didn't care about pleasing her. all he wanted to do was nut and he did. he could care less how long it took him. his mission was accomplished.

summerloolooloo 0

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:24

I heard that there are new kinds of condoms which have some sort of a numbing cream on them. How about giving those a shot? HAHA.

jf7609 0

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:11

first!

k2cool_87 0

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:17

who cares....BTW keep numbing cream next time...

ic2drops 6

Thursday 17 February 2022 21:36

yea I bet thats what he said to

azurablade 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:16

SECOND!!!!!!

summerloolooloo 0

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:24

I heard that there are new kinds of condoms which have some sort of a numbing cream on them. How about giving those a shot? HAHA.

epoh_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:30

way too, many commas, in this, FML. and FYI, this is a common problem for a lot of guys. have him masturbate an hour before hand, and he'll last a while. Or, have sex again right after :)

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:18

You know he intentionally added unnecessary commas, right?

Freeze_fml 16

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Thursday 21 January 2010 5:33

Looks like this FML got edited. When I first saw it, it had commas every two words.

FaustXIII 0

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Tuesday 10 January 2012 13:05

The amount of commas in this FML (three) is perfectly acceptable. They were used correctly. However, there is another problem: It was cut off. The rest goes: "...but I was held up by road work for forty minutes. Also, I am a nymphomaniac."