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Looks like beyond the procedure you were scheduled to have, you also had a free emergency asshole-ectomy!
Be happy, you dodged a bullet.
Maybe, but we can’t know for sure. Perhaps the surgery was needed because the OP got shot and failed to dodge the bullet.
I feel like you might possibly be jumping the gun here. Like were you arguing with him at all BEFORE you went into the hospital? He might simply have been thinking about it and decided to post that status, it doesn't necessarily mean it's about something that happened that very day.
True. Or he was jokingly talking about his cat or dog as his SO. There might be a reasonable explanation. I'd let him tell his story before deciding whether to dump him.
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I feel like you might possibly be jumping the gun here. Like were you arguing with him at all BEFORE you went into the hospital? He might simply have been thinking about it and decided to post that status, it doesn't necessarily mean it's about something that happened that very day.
Looks like beyond the procedure you were scheduled to have, you also had a free emergency asshole-ectomy!