For years? Creeper.

Looks like you'll have a great future together.

I know I will.

i'm guessing he knew you've liked him for years and he doesn't like you.. so to finally end this crush of yours he decided to take you out on a date and purposely act gross/ridiculous/whatever to end your obsession.. you deserve it for being a creeper

23, I like you're theory. Sounds like a situation straight out of My Bestfriends Girl, all she needs now is the hopeless guy friend to cough up 200 bucks to the guy and swoop in to rescue her from the date from hell.

This was obviously a male seduction ritual! so he in conclusion likes her!

What a ridiculous notion. If a male wants to initiate the seduction ritual he'll just go gangsta like all the other idiots in the world and talk about how great he is at everything lol

nice

Oh yeah. He's a keeper alright. lol FYL

I think you left out that his nose was bleeding so you could make your fml sound worse.

lmao nice  ths is vry fake fml

Awwe what a gentleman, at least he didn't barf right on you!! Lmao :P

Maybe on your next date he'll have explosive diarrhea.

Hahaha good one :)

haha I'd hate to see your purse

You should have got it on video and sent it to Tosh.0.

what a nice treat

sweet