Valentine's slay, Engagement-phobic and Love: Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house...

By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 05:38 - Canada - Surrey

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

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Seabass_Chan 33

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:12

Run fast, run far.

Halpak 16

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:16

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

Seabass_Chan 33

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:12

Run fast, run far.

ImAFaker 29

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:44

Not gonna help. She already knows where he lives

conman531 23

Monday 7 September 2015 1:45

The house is no more don't you see? Leave it behind and run!

nomnomthebunny 13

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Monday 7 September 2015 5:54

dont stop either

brenton490 19

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Monday 7 September 2015 9:56

Fly you fool!

tehman117 21

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:13

Boy was she suprised when you slamed the door in her face

Xelthen 10

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:13

She's one of those faster paced girls. You know, kissing on the first date, moving in on the second.

TeasinDaNoobs 16

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:23

Actually itd be moving in on the third, OP said they already went on two dates

Thebestinclass 16

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:59

So is being stupid a hobby, or a full time job?

alexanderavatar 24

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Monday 7 September 2015 1:31

that deserves top comment

TonierShadow 19

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Monday 7 September 2015 2:02

Shipoopi

YourOpinionSucks 22

Monday 7 September 2015 3:34

Dammit 36, I just shot water out of my nose in a public place laughing at your comment. Well played.

allieah11 6

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Monday 7 September 2015 8:18

Married on the 3rd

whatarethisss 23

Monday 7 September 2015 17:24

kids on fourth.

tantanpanda 26

Monday 7 September 2015 21:19

psycho accusations of cheating on the fifth.

valalvax 13

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Wednesday 9 September 2015 15:59

I'm pretty sure that's 3 days before the first #111

PhinIt2WinIt 24

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Thursday 10 September 2015 23:24

divorce for no reason after 3 days.

aredvulpix 23

Monday 7 September 2015 0:14

Crazy bitch. Run

Halpak 16

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:16

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

Demon_of_Light 27

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Monday 7 September 2015 5:21

Depends on who you ask.

Dave_Davington 33

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Monday 7 September 2015 10:01

The rest of their lives will be one big third date.

scyth3s 13

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Monday 7 September 2015 19:49

Moving on is the third date!

HrothgarXII 21

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:17

That's... Unusual.

beeferjay 34

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:17

broke hos need love too

SnowxSakura 17

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Monday 7 September 2015 2:01

But they gotta pa....oh wait

corky1992 33

Monday 7 September 2015 0:19

Think it may be time to move and to get a restraining order. That's just creepy.

teapotrevolt 27

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:21

Wow! That's a shade too fast for my liking. Bet she felt silly!

Shadowvoid 33

Monday 7 September 2015 7:13

She's fifty shades of cray (cray)

khorstmye 15

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Monday 7 September 2015 0:21

Stage 5 clinger

bapbap_fml 15

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Monday 7 September 2015 1:01

I think this woman may be starting her own class: Stage 6 clinger.

DaRito 25

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Monday 7 September 2015 2:09

Stage 7 clinger, even.

Thebestinclass 16

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Monday 7 September 2015 5:13

Stage 981 clinger, is more like it.

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