Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house...

By Anonymous - 6/9/2015 05:38 - Canada - Surrey

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By Seabass_Chan | 33

#6403752 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:12

Run fast, run far.

By Halpak | 16

#6403765 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:16

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

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By Seabass_Chan | 33

#6403752 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:12

Run fast, run far.

ImAFaker | 29

#6403815 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:44

Not gonna help. She already knows where he lives

conman531 | 23

#6403866 - Monday 7 September 2015 1:45

The house is no more don't you see? Leave it behind and run!

nomnomthebunny | 13

#6404020 - Monday 7 September 2015 5:54

dont stop either

brenton490 | 19

#6404098 - Monday 7 September 2015 9:56

Fly you fool!

By tehman117 | 21

#6403753 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:13

Boy was she suprised when you slamed the door in her face

By Xelthen | 10

#6403757 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:13

She's one of those faster paced girls. You know, kissing on the first date, moving in on the second.

TeasinDaNoobs | 16

#6403781 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:23

Actually itd be moving in on the third, OP said they already went on two dates

Thebestinclass | 16

#6403833 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:59

So is being stupid a hobby, or a full time job?

alexanderavatar | 24

#6403859 - Monday 7 September 2015 1:31

that deserves top comment

TonierShadow | 19

#6403873 - Monday 7 September 2015 2:02

Shipoopi

YourOpinionSucks | 22

#6403923 - Monday 7 September 2015 3:34

Dammit 36, I just shot water out of my nose in a public place laughing at your comment. Well played.

allieah11 | 6

#6404078 - Monday 7 September 2015 8:18

Married on the 3rd

whatarethisss | 22

#6404338 - Monday 7 September 2015 17:24

kids on fourth.

tantanpanda | 26

#6404607 - Monday 7 September 2015 21:19

psycho accusations of cheating on the fifth.

valalvax | 13

#6405885 - Wednesday 9 September 2015 15:59

I'm pretty sure that's 3 days before the first #111

PhinIt2WinIt | 24

#6407196 - Thursday 10 September 2015 23:24

divorce for no reason after 3 days.

By aredvulpix | 23

#6403763 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:14

Crazy bitch. Run

By Halpak | 16

#6403765 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:16

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

Demon_of_Light | 27

#6403996 - Monday 7 September 2015 5:21

Depends on who you ask.

Dave_Davington | 33

#6404101 - Monday 7 September 2015 10:01

The rest of their lives will be one big third date.

scyth3s | 13

#6404507 - Monday 7 September 2015 19:49

Moving on is the third date!

By HrothgarXII | 21

#6403768 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:17

That's... Unusual.

By beeferjay | 34

#6403769 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:17

broke hos need love too

SnowxSakura | 17

#6403872 - Monday 7 September 2015 2:01

But they gotta pa....oh wait

By corky1992 | 33

#6403772 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:19

Think it may be time to move and to get a restraining order. That's just creepy.

By teapotrevolt | 27

#6403773 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:21

Wow! That's a shade too fast for my liking. Bet she felt silly!

Shadowvoid | 33

#6404051 - Monday 7 September 2015 7:13

She's fifty shades of cray (cray)

By khorstmye | 15

#6403775 - Monday 7 September 2015 0:21

Stage 5 clinger

bapbap_fml | 15

#6403836 - Monday 7 September 2015 1:01

I think this woman may be starting her own class: Stage 6 clinger.

DaRito | 25

#6403879 - Monday 7 September 2015 2:09

Stage 7 clinger, even.

Thebestinclass | 16

#6403992 - Monday 7 September 2015 5:13

Stage 981 clinger, is more like it.