FML : Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like...

Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hover Hand - / Wednesday 21 November 2012 02:37 / United States - Merchantville

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By AbstraktThoughts | 13

#5170174 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 8:57

Better than being in the background of every picture just looking at the girls. Now THAT would be a real creeper.

By Bakarra | 22

#5170186 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 9:00

You poor thing, hover handing and then being called hover hand, life is so unfair sometimes...

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By AbstraktThoughts | 13

#5170174 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 8:57

Better than being in the background of every picture just looking at the girls. Now THAT would be a real creeper.

pradip | 25

#5170969 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 15:21

Then it would be "The secret in their eyes" with cops using it as a evidence if anything happens to the girl. Ur case is a lot better

By Bakarra | 22

#5170186 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 9:00

You poor thing, hover handing and then being called hover hand, life is so unfair sometimes...

DynamicDave | 11

#5171211 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 16:27

I've gotta hand it to you, you really gave OP the finger there. But on the other hand, a better nickname would probably come in handy.

Should've asked some of those girls for their digits.

Palm.

amandajlucas2015 | 2

#5171214 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 16:27

I knowwww! He's out partying having a good time with his friends hanging out girls but poor thing takes some bad pictures:( FHL I honestly feel for u

By Pleonasm | 31

#5170195 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 9:02

She is an adept at telekinesis and is making an invisible barrier to mess with your mind and cause havoc with your social reputation, you hover-handed half-wit!
Or else you just made a mistake and are over-reacting about this.

Charmillionaire | 9

#5170207 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 9:06

Let's go with mistake. This is, of course, FML :)

sens3sfailing | 24

#5170375 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 10:45

I'm going to go with it was a joke, this is after all, FML

daytoday21 | 10

#5171855 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 20:01

What the hell.

FlurffyPupQueen | 7

#5172723 - Thursday 22 November 2012 1:16

Back in the elementary days, hovering your hand over someone meant that that person is making you naked. So op was probably subconsciously using his hand and mind to make the girl naked for every picture....