By Hover Hand - 21/11/2012 02:37 - United States - Merchantville

Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

Better than being in the background of every picture just looking at the girls. Now THAT would be a real creeper.

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Bakarra 22
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You poor thing, hover handing and then being called hover hand, life is so unfair sometimes...

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Better than being in the background of every picture just looking at the girls. Now THAT would be a real creeper.

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pradip 26
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Then it would be "The secret in their eyes" with cops using it as a evidence if anything happens to the girl. Ur case is a lot better

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Bakarra 22
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You poor thing, hover handing and then being called hover hand, life is so unfair sometimes...

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DynamicDave 11
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I've gotta hand it to you, you really gave OP the finger there. But on the other hand, a better nickname would probably come in handy. Should've asked some of those girls for their digits. Palm.

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amandajlucas2015 2

I knowwww! He's out partying having a good time with his friends hanging out girls but poor thing takes some bad pictures:( FHL I honestly feel for u

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Pleonasm 35
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She is an adept at telekinesis and is making an invisible barrier to mess with your mind and cause havoc with your social reputation, you hover-handed half-wit! Or else you just made a mistake and are over-reacting about this.

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Charmillionaire 10
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Let's go with mistake. This is, of course, FML :)

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sens3sfailing 24
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I'm going to go with it was a joke, this is after all, FML

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daytoday21 10
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What the hell.

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FlurffyPupQueen 7
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Back in the elementary days, hovering your hand over someone meant that that person is making you naked. So op was probably subconsciously using his hand and mind to make the girl naked for every picture....

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Grimmerie 31
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I've always wondered why people do this. Are girls protected by anti-hand force fields or something? Edit: Damnit Pleonasm. You're too quick for me.

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Pleonasm 35
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Not by much so it's ok ;)

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gianthelper 1

Hey its better then stalking her all over place (Facebook,twitter,following her home, texting her creppy shit etc…)

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cameron194 9
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Sounds like you're a pro GiantHelper ..

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Airman1988 9

Sounds like your life is ruined forever...at least if you carry the high school mentality.

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andreua 0
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hahahaha Thats sad. Good luck with your social life for now on.

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littlemsweirdo 12

Funny how so people think their life is ruined all because of social media. Facebook: ruining lives since 2005.

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stavrosg 3
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Totally YDI. Maybe not creep, but loser, definitely. Touch them on the shoulder, or their back. No one will protest and you won't get laughed at.

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geon_olam 17
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I think someone may have touched you in the head.

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j_cat187 19
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Better than the picture of me with my pants around my ankles vomiting into a bathtub.

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