By Hover Hand - United States - Merchantville
Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML
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  pradip  |  26

Then it would be "The secret in their eyes" with cops using it as a evidence if anything happens to the girl. Ur case is a lot better

  DynamicDave  |  11

I've gotta hand it to you, you really gave OP the finger there. But on the other hand, a better nickname would probably come in handy.

Should've asked some of those girls for their digits.


By  Pleonasm  |  34

She is an adept at telekinesis and is making an invisible barrier to mess with your mind and cause havoc with your social reputation, you hover-handed half-wit!
Or else you just made a mistake and are over-reacting about this.


Back in the elementary days, hovering your hand over someone meant that that person is making you naked. So op was probably subconsciously using his hand and mind to make the girl naked for every picture....