FML : Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so...

Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bubblensuds1 / Wednesday 28 October 2009 04:22 / United States

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By depechemode | 0

#643225 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:44

...And this, my dear children, is how transformers are born.

By perdix | 29

#642804 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 13:54

"I'm sorry, Your Honor, about the accident, but I didn't see the other car because I was blinded by the semen."

He'll want to see you in camera.

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By stupiddumbblonde | 0

#642724 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:18

What the. it said I'm

Jcat_fml | 0

#642877 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 15:19

I agree, how can you say YAY and then FML? it's just dumb.

drummer_dude | 0

#642966 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:45

What happens when she turns the window wipers on because it's raining? It splits the condom and all the semen is spread over her window.

GJMO | 0

#643187 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:15

I guess you would like a used condom flapping on your car then. Ofcousre it is an FML

By teach09 | 0

#642728 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:16

How is this a FML? You don't seem very upset by it. It was tied so nothing came out. hmm...

procrastinatorrr | 0

#642801 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 13:50

haha yeah, it was raining - windshield wipers plus untied condom could've got messy! would have been funny to see anyway

depechemode | 0

#643225 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:44

...And this, my dear children, is how transformers are born.

jadeddream | 0

#643414 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:08

#34 = WIN.

Allison_H | 0

#1062789 - Sunday 4 July 2010 16:59

#34 Wins for greatest comment, therefore, winning the thread... And one hell of an awesome Screen Name. Depeche Mode FTW. #34. FTW.

embr | 0

#2368088 - Monday 18 April 2011 18:09

hahahahahahahaha!!!! tht made my life

By stupiddumbblonde | 0

#642729 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:19

What is going on???? I can't see my comments!!!

By rainbowfrootloop | 0

#642732 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:29

that's just nasty!!

By vishmir | 0

#642734 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:32

Hmmm.. looks like this should be on lml. College days are the best! :D

By spaaw | 0

#642737 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:34

haha made me lol

By the_holy_one | 0

#642750 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:49

Asher Roth FTW!!!

By enough4 | 0

#642784 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 13:34

"Man, I love college. Fuck my life."

BrunetteHottiie | 0

#643798 - Thursday 29 October 2009 3:10

Sarcasm

By LzrdPsnsSpck | 0

#642785 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 13:36

That's nasty! But it's good that it sounds like you saw the funny side of it.

By roflmaonade | 2

#642790 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 13:41

wrong site buddy, refer to mylifeisaverage.com aka MLIA

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