Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML
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stupiddumbblonde
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What the. it said I'm
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Jcat_fml
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I agree, how can you say YAY and then FML? it's just dumb.
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drummer_dude
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What happens when she turns the window wipers on because it's raining? It splits the condom and all the semen is spread over her window.
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GJMO
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I guess you would like a used condom flapping on your car then. Ofcousre it is an FML
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teach09
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How is this a FML? You don't seem very upset by it. It was tied so nothing came out. hmm...
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procrastinatorrr
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haha yeah, it was raining - windshield wipers plus untied condom could've got messy! would have been funny to see anyway
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depechemode
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...And this, my dear children, is how transformers are born.
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jadeddream
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#34 = WIN.
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Allison_H
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#34 Wins for greatest comment, therefore, winning the thread... And one hell of an awesome Screen Name. Depeche Mode FTW. #34. FTW.
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embr
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hahahahahahahaha!!!! tht made my life
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stupiddumbblonde
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What is going on???? I can't see my comments!!!
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rainbowfrootloop
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that's just nasty!!
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vishmir
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Hmmm.. looks like this should be on lml. College days are the best! :D
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spaaw
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haha made me lol
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the_holy_one
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Asher Roth FTW!!!
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enough4
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"Man, I love college. Fuck my life."
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BrunetteHottiie
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Sarcasm
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LzrdPsnsSpck
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That's nasty! But it's good that it sounds like you saw the funny side of it.
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roflmaonade
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wrong site buddy, refer to mylifeisaverage.com aka MLIA
He'll want to see you in camera.