By bubblensuds1 - 28/10/2009 04:22 - United States

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Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML
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depechemode 0
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...And this, my dear children, is how transformers are born.

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perdix 29

"I'm sorry, Your Honor, about the accident, but I didn't see the other car because I was blinded by the semen." He'll want to see you in camera.

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stupiddumbblonde 0

What the. it said I'm

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Jcat_fml 0
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I agree, how can you say YAY and then FML? it's just dumb.

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drummer_dude 0
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What happens when she turns the window wipers on because it's raining? It splits the condom and all the semen is spread over her window.

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GJMO 0
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I guess you would like a used condom flapping on your car then. Ofcousre it is an FML

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teach09 0

How is this a FML? You don't seem very upset by it. It was tied so nothing came out. hmm...

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procrastinatorrr 0

haha yeah, it was raining - windshield wipers plus untied condom could've got messy! would have been funny to see anyway

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depechemode 0
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...And this, my dear children, is how transformers are born.

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jadeddream 0

#34 = WIN.

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Allison_H 0

#34 Wins for greatest comment, therefore, winning the thread... And one hell of an awesome Screen Name. Depeche Mode FTW. #34. FTW.

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embr 0
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hahahahahahahaha!!!! tht made my life

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stupiddumbblonde 0

What is going on???? I can't see my comments!!!

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rainbowfrootloop 0
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that's just nasty!!

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vishmir 0
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Hmmm.. looks like this should be on lml. College days are the best! :D

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spaaw 0
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haha made me lol

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the_holy_one 0
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Asher Roth FTW!!!

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enough4 0
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"Man, I love college. Fuck my life."

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BrunetteHottiie 0

Sarcasm

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LzrdPsnsSpck 0
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That's nasty! But it's good that it sounds like you saw the funny side of it.

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roflmaonade 2
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wrong site buddy, refer to mylifeisaverage.com aka MLIA

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