By bubblensuds1 - 28/10/2009 04:22 - United States
  Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

"I'm sorry, Your Honor, about the accident, but I didn't see the other car because I was blinded by the semen."

He'll want to see you in camera.

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