By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 497
You deserved it 2 250

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Hilarious. Asshole move. But hilarious

Shoulda dodged it like a ninja...

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Hilarious. Asshole move. But hilarious

The next day, use your pizza delivery outfit as a disguise to get into his house, and while the kid is not looking......... fart on his pillow.

Simple solution for simple assault. Call 911. I bet the little assholes won't do it again.

be happy it wasn't a paintball gun, those actually hurt if u get hit, even with clothing on lol

Best idea ever

Simple, you press charges. Especially since you know who it was. Problem solved.

well that's when you pull out the .50 cal sniper rifle and waste one

21- your a pussy if you call 911 for that

61- you realize that those things fucking hurt even with clothes on, right? Even the less powerful ones. There are reasons it's illegal to shoot them in public places.

Aaaaaaand they are treated the same as real guns by the US government. So that would be more than just assault.

@71 No they are not you idiot, only high powered .177 pellets are. Kids can go to the store and buy an airsoft gun without a parent, and you can even see them at some festivals being sold at booths. Not only that, but you can legally shoot them in your backyard or in the front. Do not speak if you have no clue what you are talking about.

Shoulda dodged it like a ninja...

No, he should've been there in 30 minutes or less

Maybe he was. He definitely wanted to get in and out before the initial 30 minutes were up though. I would wanna leave as quickly as possible. OP, if you ever deliver there again, take an extra pizza box. You'll need a shield.

The only thing left to do is counter attack. Retreat for now, come back with a few airsoft guns disguised as umbrellas, knock on their door. Once opened, kick the door in and unleash all he'll from the umbrella like in "kill bill"

... And whistle the " killing song " or, to make a movie, I suggest filming yourself shooting them in slow motion, and then add the soundtrack " bang bang you shot me down" in it

... And kids, this is how I got the idea for my last movie : Revenge of the Pizza Man.

Don't be so paranoid. They also wanted free pizza.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you ^_^

Wouldn't the neighbors get the pizza?

Sue them. Using airsoft guns on people outside of a place specially made for it is illegal. I also shoot out my window with my airsoft sniper or glock, but only on the vegetables in my neighbors garden :-P

NO!!! IF YOU SHOOT THE PLANTS, WHO'S GOING TO THWART THE MASSIVE ONSLAUGHT OF ZOMBIEEEEES?

Watch the happening. You wouldnt do that anymore.

#7 really ? sue them? that's a wimpy thing to do

60- not wimpy. Certainly expensive. Just call the cops.

REAL MEN OF GENIUS This is to you underpaid pizza delivery guy

Haha good one, life's a bitch then you die.

Life's a bitch, then you marry one, and then you die.

Possibly by her hand because you let slip you think she's a bitch

Haha go home grab your gun and return fire like a mo fucka

Go to their house with sunglasses, a leather jacket, and a huge airsoft gun and say "Did someone order the pepperoni... With a side of PAIN!" and shoot them.

I wouldn't answer the door... What would you do next?! Gotta think ahead .

Obviously he would then drive a flaming motorcycle through the dining room window.