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  fanceh  |  10

The next day, use your pizza delivery outfit as a disguise to get into his house, and while the kid is not looking......... fart on his pillow.

  Llama_Face89  |  33

61- you realize that those things fucking hurt even with clothes on, right? Even the less powerful ones. There are reasons it's illegal to shoot them in public places.


@71 No they are not you idiot, only high powered .177 pellets are. Kids can go to the store and buy an airsoft gun without a parent, and you can even see them at some festivals being sold at booths. Not only that, but you can legally shoot them in your backyard or in the front. Do not speak if you have no clue what you are talking about.

  rawr_ily96  |  24

Maybe he was. He definitely wanted to get in and out before the initial 30 minutes were up though. I would wanna leave as quickly as possible. OP, if you ever deliver there again, take an extra pizza box. You'll need a shield.

By  WaSiSimiLang  |  8

The only thing left to do is counter attack. Retreat for now, come back with a few airsoft guns disguised as umbrellas, knock on their door. Once opened, kick the door in and unleash all he'll from the umbrella like in "kill bill"

  WaSiSimiLang  |  8

... And whistle the " killing song " or, to make a movie, I suggest filming yourself shooting them in slow motion, and then add the soundtrack " bang bang you shot me down" in it

By  Bofferding_fml  |  6

Sue them. Using airsoft guns on people outside of a place specially made for it is illegal. I also shoot out my window with my airsoft sniper or glock, but only on the vegetables in my neighbors garden :-P

By  Decapitation  |  3

Go to their house with sunglasses, a leather jacket, and a huge airsoft gun and say "Did someone order the pepperoni... With a side of PAIN!" and shoot them.