By BobbyHutchinson - / Tuesday 20 October 2009 15:57 / Australia
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  perdix  |  29

Not so fast.

The "thug" could say you plunged the knife into and ran, but then he grabbed the handle to pull it out, or at least to keep it from moving around, thus obscuring your fingerprints.

I hope the cops didn't find the "thug's" wallet stuffed in your sock.

  supercereal  |  0

nope #21, his fingerprints would still be on it, behind the thugs, and they would be easily indentifiable too. Still, karmas a bitch, and that guy so totally deserved it. Dont worry, youll be able to get off easily.

  perdix  |  29

Sorry, Bobby, supercereal is wrong. If the "thug" smears his hands up and down the handle, he can easily wipe off your fingerprints.

Do they have the rampant anal rape in prisons in Australia like we have over here?

  Ox_Baker  |  0

Holy shit! This one made the news:


No wonder he keeps saying "their" knife. He doesn't want to sound like a punk-ass bitch who was running from a woman!

  Reyo  |  2

Even if the mugger claims he whiped the fingerprints off, there's still a little thing called "innocent untill proven guilty". All the guy has to do is give his side of the story and it'd be his word against yours, and since he's the accuser, he has to provide evidence of your guilt other than the obvious "I say he did it". The mugger has to PROVE that he did it.

  Ox_Baker  |  0

Actually, you're the ones who have failed to recognize satire. The OP was saying "themself" and "their" to refer to a singular subject. I was making fun of his poor English by first joking about people getting confused between Austria and Australia, and then suggesting he was running away from a woman.

38 = selfpwned, moron
65 = selfpwned, moron
68 = selfpwned, moron
71 = selfpwned, moron

  alorra  |  0

um, @ 71, how was that even trying to be satire? #39 was a smartass and got it wrong. australasia does exist and australia is in it. if he read the comment properly he would have noticed. you're a moron, just like him.
and # 78, how the fuck was i selfpwned?

  General_Cool  |  24

If OP was concealed carrying, they could have ended it faster and safer. The police would instantly be on your side, as the man had a knife and was chasing you. But whatever.

  monster_tamer  |  11

The part of his life that's fucked is that someone chased him with a knife, trying to rob him, the guy fell, and told the police that OP did it. Not only is OP dealing with the shock of almost being mugged and possibly seriously injured, but then there's the questioning and waiting....