FML : Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking...

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Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at my head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DimeShapedBruise - / Tuesday 24 September 2013 06:14 / United States - Beaverton

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By BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5687686 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:09

The rich keep getting richer, one dime at a tine.

By Jeffo193 | 13

#5687687 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:09

What a twat.

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By BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5687686 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:09

The rich keep getting richer, one dime at a tine.

BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5687696 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:11

Oh God, *TIME! Why can't I spell at 7am... Apologies.

nurchok | 15

#5687824 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 05:39

No no, it was spelled perfectly fine at first, nothing wrong with "one dime at a tine"...

TheKidOnFire | 10

#5688340 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 11:52

I wish I got a dime every tine I laughed at this comment.

VenomSiphon | 13

#5688444 - Wednesday 25 September 2013 01:05

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Neyuu | 18

#5689113 - Wednesday 25 September 2013 03:36

I agree, it made perfect cents to me, too.

anitriarose | 5

#5691937 - Friday 27 September 2013 02:51

74, judgemental? really? to know that it was a Rolex, OP probably saw the whole thing, she was just describing a glint from it. stop being a douche.

By Jeffo193 | 13

#5687687 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:09

What a twat.

caohm | 18

#5687728 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:22

some people get rich and forget who there are, some people get rich and reveal who they are some people born rich never know who they are

Welshite | 39

#5687741 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:29

I'm poor and I've got no clue.

caohm | 18

#5687841 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 05:58

me too #18 *depressingly eats his mustard sammich*

TheCaramelKing | 11

#5688130 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 09:34

Maybe it was a fake Rolex?

HWICUNow | 7

#6462175 - Sunday 15 November 2015 10:22

or... A "Faux-Lex" can I let myself out ..?

By angelitared | 27

#5687688 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:10

What an asshat!!

iAlissa | 34

#5687866 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 06:28

Yes, OP already made it clear he was an asshat.

By jensen21 | 19

#5687697 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:12

Every cent counts, I guess.

9echo | 17

#5687725 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:21

I wonder what book it was... How to be Stingy for Dummies?

By alligator729 | 15

#5687699 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:12

I hate people. A lot.

By asnakelovinbabe | 16

#5687701 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:12

It's probably fake.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5687718 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:17

Likely so is he. Sounds like some petty little insecure man, looking to feel important over some irrelevant, triviality by making a big show in public. Translation: A loser by choice. :p

FirestarPwns | 8

#5688115 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 09:21

Do you forget what the rules said?

By DocBastard | 38

#5687709 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:15

That was probably a Folex, not a Rolex. And that 10 cents was probably all it cost to make.

Enslaved | 36

#5687774 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 04:54

You can tell a real Rolex vs a fake one by the way the second hand sweeps around the face, instead of that "tick-tick" motion. :P

RedPillSucks | 30

#5687803 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 05:21

Yeah, but OP probably didn't have enough observation time to check that out.

OscarDV | 8

#5687868 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 06:29

Its also a possibility that it was a gift.

raininginseattle | 9

#5688162 - Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:05

Not really 26. With cheap movements out there, even the fakes have sweeping second hands.

asnakelovinbabe | 16

#5688734 - Wednesday 25 September 2013 06:36

WHAT THE HELL DOC. I comment above this saying the watch is probably fake and people hate it. You say the same and people love it. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.

thatonename | 7

#5688770 - Wednesday 25 September 2013 07:40

81) no offense to doc, but it's just proof most of the fml community are sheep. His comments will very rarely, if ever, be down voted just because of who he is. Don't get me wrong, most of his comments are funny, but we all know the second part is also partially true...