By Anonymous - United States
Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past 2 hours. FML
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Well, you know, some people got sent to prison for giving out laxative- or listerine-laced chocalate cakes to their coworkers. If he actually knowingly gave you tainted food, then, yeah, his ass belongs in front of the judge. It actually is considered a felony.

  starile  |  19

The OP shouldn't take it personally. It's just politics. The manager has to take out his enemies.

"Kill them with kindness," in a literal sense.

  Link5794  |  18

Did you just "lol" at your own comment?