FML : Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided...

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Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By andy - / Monday 28 January 2013 04:36 / United States - Long Beach

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By hopelessteej | 8

#5343797 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:51

i can see that name becoming infectious...

By havok87 | 11

#5343800 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:52

What a dumb bitch. I feel bad for that kid already.

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By hopelessteej | 8

#5343797 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:51

i can see that name becoming infectious...

alexsam_fml | 10

#5343806 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:55

I feel sad for the baby :(

tylahgrace | 12

#5343817 - Monday 28 January 2013 11:04

here's hoping that she has a boy!

Joshmokahontas | 6

#5343824 - Monday 28 January 2013 11:07

guess we can all assume she didn't read the rest of that billboard.

7yzz | 18

#5343834 - Monday 28 January 2013 11:12

Future Prom Queen? :D

SonOfAMitch | 14

#5343852 - Monday 28 January 2013 11:27

I guess you could call the child 'Clammy' or 'Dicky' as a nickname ...

On second thoughts, nevermind.

StalkerChick | 13

#5343878 - Monday 28 January 2013 11:50

Sad thing is, I knew a girl named Klamidya (pronounced Chlamydia). I wonder if she ever got a legal name change. I would've done that exactly on my 18th birthday.

katties | 27

#5344049 - Monday 28 January 2013 14:13

@47 I had a guy in my class named Castrat...

sexxxysydney | 14

#5344404 - Monday 28 January 2013 18:26

A girl in my high school art class was named shithead, pronounced "Sha Theed"

SerenaSerenadex3 | 13

#5344682 - Monday 28 January 2013 22:08

Someone in my math class's last name is Fokanov, pronounced fuckinoff.

Sketchisan | 27

#5344727 - Monday 28 January 2013 22:52

I went to school with an Asian girl named, no lie, Atomic Ho.

7yzz | 18

#5344874 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 0:33

@129 LOL! and this girl is in Sydney??

hiitisbrooke | 26

#5344977 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:37

I know a girl named La-a, pronounced Ladasha.

By Harshdfml | 14

#5343798 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:52

God bless "chlamydia"!

andyyroxx | 20

#5344138 - Monday 28 January 2013 15:33

Let it all happen... She will be the ruler of FML in the future.

heygirlie777 | 21

#5344729 - Monday 28 January 2013 22:54

I read this comment to the tune of God Bless America...

By havok87 | 11

#5343800 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:52

What a dumb bitch. I feel bad for that kid already.

herpderpherpderp | 13

#5343835 - Monday 28 January 2013 11:12

many years of bullying ahead..

SonOfAMitch | 14

#5343870 - Monday 28 January 2013 11:44

Couldn't the father step in to change the name?

Mister_Triangle | 21

#5343919 - Monday 28 January 2013 12:13

I'm going to assume that a stupid mom who doesn't know what chlamydia is, is single and/or doesn't know who the father is

Myo_fml | 20

#5344123 - Monday 28 January 2013 15:13

Either that or he learned his lesson and ran long ago.

skyeyez9 | 24

#5344209 - Monday 28 January 2013 16:24

Or homeschooled and sheltered her entire life.

CrissyyyS2 | 22

#5344265 - Monday 28 January 2013 16:48

Dumb bitch she is. I bet she didn't even finish highschool to know what other STD's there are.

desoto96 | 9

#5344340 - Monday 28 January 2013 17:42

100 - homeschooled? Seriously? I take offense to that statement, but then again. Everything on here is offensive in one way or the other.

ulissey_fml | 22

#5344690 - Monday 28 January 2013 22:14

Leave that woman alone! She's done her piece.

morgiepuff | 14

#5344814 - Monday 28 January 2013 23:47

100- ooh, a homeschooling joke! Really, not all of us are sheltered, stupid, anti-social little hobbits who's only friends are their siblings. I was homeschooled for 12 years and I turned out just fine.

By lou_knee | 6

#5343801 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:53

Maybe you should have suggested Melena as an alternative?

Mister_Triangle | 21

#5343923 - Monday 28 January 2013 12:15

Or Chocolate Beefcake, or literally anything else short of Hitler AIDS

deegeebee | 10

#5344612 - Monday 28 January 2013 21:04

Melena would only work if their last name was stool. GOOGLE IT, PEOPLE!

By seyrose | 8

#5343802 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:53

its better than "gonorrhoea" I suppose

By BlackBlazeCobra | 16

#5343803 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:54

I hope she googled it once she got home...if not, the hospital better give her a serious lecture once the baby is born.

Sandman366 | 6

#5344157 - Monday 28 January 2013 15:47

More like scolding, clearly she didn't pay attention to the lecture of what it was the first time around.

thatsucks4you | 7

#5344357 - Monday 28 January 2013 17:54

A woman like her probably isn't smart enough to use google, let alone a computer.

By babe7260 | 30

#5343805 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:54

Will be the most tortured child at school!

swagmaster6969 | 4

#5344621 - Monday 28 January 2013 21:11

My dad told me about how a former student of his was named Placenta. That was probably pretty rough also.

By MakeTodayADTR | 20

#5343807 - Monday 28 January 2013 10:55

I can sense a new TLC program in the works...

nattynatters | 14

#5343922 - Monday 28 January 2013 12:15

I sense a new trend where kids sue their parents for pain and suffering caused by terrible names. Could TLC make a show out of that? What would it be called?