Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML
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hopelessteej
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i can see that name becoming infectious...
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havok87
| 11
What a dumb bitch. I feel bad for that kid already.
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hopelessteej
| 8
i can see that name becoming infectious...
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alexsam_fml
| 10
I feel sad for the baby :(
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tylahgrace
| 12
here's hoping that she has a boy!
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Joshmokahontas
| 6
guess we can all assume she didn't read the rest of that billboard.
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7yzz
| 18
Future Prom Queen? :D
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SonOfAMitch
| 14
I guess you could call the child 'Clammy' or 'Dicky' as a nickname ...
On second thoughts, nevermind.
On second thoughts, nevermind.
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StalkerChick
| 13
Sad thing is, I knew a girl named Klamidya (pronounced Chlamydia). I wonder if she ever got a legal name change. I would've done that exactly on my 18th birthday.
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katties
| 27
@47 I had a guy in my class named Castrat...
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sexxxysydney
| 14
A girl in my high school art class was named shithead, pronounced "Sha Theed"
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SerenaSerenadex3
| 13
Someone in my math class's last name is Fokanov, pronounced fuckinoff.
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Sketchisan
| 27
I went to school with an Asian girl named, no lie, Atomic Ho.
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7yzz
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@129 LOL! and this girl is in Sydney??
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hiitisbrooke
| 26
I know a girl named La-a, pronounced Ladasha.
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Harshdfml
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God bless "chlamydia"!
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andyyroxx
| 20
Let it all happen... She will be the ruler of FML in the future.
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heygirlie777
| 21
I read this comment to the tune of God Bless America...
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havok87
| 11
What a dumb bitch. I feel bad for that kid already.
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herpderpherpderp
| 13
many years of bullying ahead..
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SonOfAMitch
| 14
Couldn't the father step in to change the name?
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
I'm going to assume that a stupid mom who doesn't know what chlamydia is, is single and/or doesn't know who the father is
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Myo_fml
| 20
Either that or he learned his lesson and ran long ago.
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skyeyez9
| 24
Or homeschooled and sheltered her entire life.
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CrissyyyS2
| 22
Dumb bitch she is. I bet she didn't even finish highschool to know what other STD's there are.
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desoto96
| 9
100 - homeschooled? Seriously? I take offense to that statement, but then again. Everything on here is offensive in one way or the other.
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ulissey_fml
| 22
Leave that woman alone! She's done her piece.
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morgiepuff
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100- ooh, a homeschooling joke! Really, not all of us are sheltered, stupid, anti-social little hobbits who's only friends are their siblings. I was homeschooled for 12 years and I turned out just fine.
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lou_knee
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Maybe you should have suggested Melena as an alternative?
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
Or Chocolate Beefcake, or literally anything else short of Hitler AIDS
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deegeebee
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Melena would only work if their last name was stool. GOOGLE IT, PEOPLE!
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seyrose
| 8
its better than "gonorrhoea" I suppose
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BlackBlazeCobra
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I hope she googled it once she got home...if not, the hospital better give her a serious lecture once the baby is born.
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Sandman366
| 6
More like scolding, clearly she didn't pay attention to the lecture of what it was the first time around.
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thatsucks4you
| 7
A woman like her probably isn't smart enough to use google, let alone a computer.
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babe7260
| 30
Will be the most tortured child at school!
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swagmaster6969
| 4
My dad told me about how a former student of his was named Placenta. That was probably pretty rough also.
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MakeTodayADTR
| 20
I can sense a new TLC program in the works...
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nattynatters
| 14
I sense a new trend where kids sue their parents for pain and suffering caused by terrible names. Could TLC make a show out of that? What would it be called?
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MakeTodayADTR
| 20
A Boy Named Sue :P
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ShyAnn29
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"My parents gave me an STD...for a name!"
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RedPillSucks
| 31
She could be named Rhea, with a nickname of Ghona or Dia
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Angio113
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"Growing Up Chlamydia" We might just be onto something...
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ks23
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F that kids life. And any other kids that moron might have.
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Amama_fml
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Poor baby girl! That girl is going to be teased!
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simoncat
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Worse so if it's a baby boy!