By Gottabekidding - 09/09/2016 00:33 - United States - Ashland

Today, my workplace instituted a policy in which employees must stop and write down what they are doing every fifteen minutes. FML
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sohigh10 34

log entry 5123: writing down log entry log entry 5124: writing down log entry log entry 5125: writing down log entry...

Clearly this increases productivity. Oh wait...

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Clearly this increases productivity. Oh wait...

sohigh10 34

log entry 5123: writing down log entry log entry 5124: writing down log entry log entry 5125: writing down log entry...

Not thinking about elephants.

Time to start looking for a new job.

I always wondered how the people who came up with these ideas got their jobs

I wonder what happened exactly for them to institute this policy in the first place.

They probably did that meme where they kick anyone who disagrees out the window.

Thus wasting a shit ton of time when up add up how long that would take during a typical 8hr shift. I must assume uou work for a bunch of idiots.

log entry: I can't focus on work cuz I'm interrupted every 15 mins!!!

What if you spend fifteen minutes writing down what you're doing?

I can see this happening a lot...

"Captain's log, stardate 42736.8... Still no increase of workplace productivity and there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere. Destination: the water cooler next to Sandy who works in sales."

U beat me to ST references! :(

Write "my job" everytime?