By Gottabekidding - 09/09/2016 00:33 - United States - Ashland

Today, my workplace instituted a policy in which employees must stop and write down what they are doing every fifteen minutes. FML
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sohigh10 34

log entry 5123: writing down log entry log entry 5124: writing down log entry log entry 5125: writing down log entry...

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cacheson 41
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Clearly this increases productivity. Oh wait...

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cacheson 41
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Clearly this increases productivity. Oh wait...

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sohigh10 34

log entry 5123: writing down log entry log entry 5124: writing down log entry log entry 5125: writing down log entry...

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aussiebloke4578 11
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Not thinking about elephants.

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CrazedSanity 17
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Time to start looking for a new job.

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RainTears 15
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I always wondered how the people who came up with these ideas got their jobs

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HappyItalian 38
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I wonder what happened exactly for them to institute this policy in the first place.

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Lalala579121 27
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They probably did that meme where they kick anyone who disagrees out the window.

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Comebackkid420 7
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Thus wasting a shit ton of time when up add up how long that would take during a typical 8hr shift. I must assume uou work for a bunch of idiots.

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Coffee5555 14

log entry: I can't focus on work cuz I'm interrupted every 15 mins!!!

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PtCaboose 21
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What if you spend fifteen minutes writing down what you're doing?

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spirithound 13
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I can see this happening a lot...

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HappyItalian 38
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"Captain's log, stardate 42736.8... Still no increase of workplace productivity and there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere. Destination: the water cooler next to Sandy who works in sales."

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sunny354wi 8

U beat me to ST references! :(

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TMO2142 25

Write "my job" everytime?

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