Today, my wife bought a bright pink dildo and left in the lounge whilst she went upstairs to get changed. We didn't expect the in-laws to arrive with my niece and nephews, who were hitting each other with the - as described by my 5-year-old nephew - "big pink sword". FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
real life problems
| 26
You forget the in-laws that got to witness it also.
By
real life problems
| 26
Why do your in-laws walk in the house without knocking and waiting at the door?
COMMENTS
By
Glowworm56
| 25
I don't see what the problem was. The nephew simply thought it was a "big pink sword" and they were innocently having fun with it. As long as you made them wash their hands and put the "big pink sword" in a better hiding spot afterwards, I see no harm done, just a funny story to share.
Reply
real life problems
| 26
You forget the in-laws that got to witness it also.
By
marecu
| 13
This’ll be a great story to tell your nephew when he’s older
Reply
pjsr
| 32
Way older
Reply
pjsr
| 32
Would be great if you had pics to show his girlfriend later, “Bet you didn’t know Jack likes to play with dildos!”
By
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux
| 15
why....the....fuck.....would she be dumb enough to leave it in the lounge of all places. was she gonna jack in, in the lounge.
Reply
PenguinPal3017
| 19
When you get home from the store you put things down wherever before putting them where they belong. I think they need to lock their door so they don't get unexpected visitors coming in.
By
nubs
| 22
As long as they don't want to take it with them 🤔
By
real life problems
| 26
Why do your in-laws walk in the house without knocking and waiting at the door?
By
Charlie Given
| 23
So did the pink sword sing for them too buzzzzzzzzzzzz🤣🤣🤣😏
By
pjsr
| 32
At least it hadn’t just been used
By
PhoenixChick
| 26
If she just bought it and left it in the lounge, was it not in any packaging whatsoever? Or did the rugrats help themselves and open a the new toy they found? Who leaves new sex toys in the lounge instead of stowing them away where they'll be easily available to break in? Do you not have a door on your home and no ability to tell unexpected guests to wait a sec while you clean up? Do none of you have the ability to say "put that down, it doesn't belong to you" to two rugrats?
By
BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Note to self: Dildos do not seem to be enclosed in discreet packaging, and are best left hidden away, lest an intrusive child were to find it.
By
rairai
| 13
And eeeeverybody loves Raymond