I don't see what the problem was. The nephew simply thought it was a "big pink sword" and they were innocently having fun with it. As long as you made them wash their hands and put the "big pink sword" in a better hiding spot afterwards, I see no harm done, just a funny story to share.

You forget the in-laws that got to witness it also.

This’ll be a great story to tell your nephew when he’s older

Way older

Would be great if you had pics to show his girlfriend later, “Bet you didn’t know Jack likes to play with dildos!”

why....the....fuck.....would she be dumb enough to leave it in the lounge of all places. was she gonna jack in, in the lounge.

When you get home from the store you put things down wherever before putting them where they belong. I think they need to lock their door so they don't get unexpected visitors coming in.

As long as they don't want to take it with them 🤔

Why do your in-laws walk in the house without knocking and waiting at the door?

So did the pink sword sing for them too buzzzzzzzzzzzz🤣🤣🤣😏

At least it hadn’t just been used

If she just bought it and left it in the lounge, was it not in any packaging whatsoever? Or did the rugrats help themselves and open a the new toy they found? Who leaves new sex toys in the lounge instead of stowing them away where they'll be easily available to break in? Do you not have a door on your home and no ability to tell unexpected guests to wait a sec while you clean up? Do none of you have the ability to say "put that down, it doesn't belong to you" to two rugrats?

Note to self: Dildos do not seem to be enclosed in discreet packaging, and are best left hidden away, lest an intrusive child were to find it.

And eeeeverybody loves Raymond