A quickie divorce?

You beat me to it. That was quick.

Oh ouch!

Well you did get fucked

I don’t understand how divorce comes as a surprise! What kind of women/men do people seem to marry??

Anyway, I feel for you man! Hang in there

It happens sometimes. You might think you’re having a small issue and really it’s that they’re polyamorous and fucking their trans best friend. No? Just me? Ok...

When my parents got divorced, it was a surprise for my mom. Yeah, they fought a lot, but she tried everything to keep the marriage together, and thought my dad was doing the same. Instead, he came home from a vacation and announced that he was leaving her. She had no clue it was coming.

Read the room wrong on that one

you Cumming in 30 seconds doesn't make it "a quickie" for her

That’s a “slowie”. A very expensive slowie!

if a quickie was your first thought then your marriage musta been on the rocks for a while

Praying for you.

Break up sex?