Intimacy: Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning... - FML

By CantPublish - 12/04/2012 17:54 - United States - Modesto

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Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

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GenaALazer 22

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:10

smart woman.

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:11

She is a keeper. I know people say that a lot but she is smart...you could learn something OP.

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blackgirllb 12

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:15

you are whipped

mcm_3 16

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:59

Your wife is sooooo smart

cartedor 18

Monday 15 September 2014 0:35

well played. you got a good one there.

mwali02 32

Tuesday 26 May 2015 6:08

She better have a good plan for next year.

john777h 3

Friday 20 May 2016 15:22

they'r evolving

STFU01 14

Sunday 1 January 2017 5:18

Be glad she is not doing the pool boy

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