Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed....

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

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By Checker | 20

#3632582 - Friday 25 November 2011 0:53

Check again...?

By irimalovecheer98 | 5

#3632605 - Friday 25 November 2011 0:55

Lol, I feel bad for your son

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By thwei | 0

#3632573 - Friday 25 November 2011 0:52

Lol poor cat.

UrLyfSuxx | 0

#3632769 - Friday 25 November 2011 1:07

More like poor OP. . .

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3632788 - Friday 25 November 2011 1:07

Now your son has to be afraid of monsters and cats under his bed.

freakinglaugher | 10

#3632899 - Friday 25 November 2011 1:16

Just tell him that the monster only eats children that don't obey their parents.

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3633108 - Friday 25 November 2011 1:40

BUT THE CAT CAME BACK!!!!!!

blackheart24 | 10

#3633369 - Friday 25 November 2011 2:14

Monsters under the bed are real -.- trust me, mine talks to me sometimes.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3633639 - Friday 25 November 2011 3:14

And mines touch me in inappropriate places :(

Llama_Face89 | 33

#3633841 - Friday 25 November 2011 4:20

49- hey! I only LOOK like a monster...doesn't mean I am one... :P

TheDeadlyTurtle | 7

#3634136 - Friday 25 November 2011 5:26

It's a good thing she didn't find me in the closet O.o

death_dolphin24 | 0

#3634646 - Friday 25 November 2011 7:30

Bizarre, please STFU.

By Checker | 20

#3632582 - Friday 25 November 2011 0:53

Check again...?

jonn090 | 13

#3641502 - Saturday 26 November 2011 6:49

That's some ghetto cat

teentee401 | 36

#5989686 - Friday 27 June 2014 6:10

I don't think you know what ghetto means

By irimalovecheer98 | 5

#3632605 - Friday 25 November 2011 0:55

Lol, I feel bad for your son

BayleeWasHere | 1

#3640685 - Saturday 26 November 2011 4:00

I feel bad for your son.

By slick5880 | 22

#3632609 - Friday 25 November 2011 0:56

Be afraid... Be very afraid of the cat

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3636321 - Friday 25 November 2011 12:47

Those two gleaming eyes staring back at you!

Ecklcakes | 15

#3652218 - Monday 28 November 2011 9:09

Must have been fucking scary as shit. Your mum/dad tries to show you not to be scared and comes up with a gash on their face.

By vitaldisplay | 0

#3632634 - Friday 25 November 2011 0:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

bigAC | 6

#3632645 - Friday 25 November 2011 0:58

how?

Philliesfan9391 | 3

#3632894 - Friday 25 November 2011 1:16

First of all, it doesn't say if he is a guy or a girl.
and how is he a bad parent?

jackassiddy | 8

#3633084 - Friday 25 November 2011 1:36

and you're bad at grammar...

iam_yummylicious | 12

#3633880 - Friday 25 November 2011 4:28

Obviously he's a father because gay marriage is now legal in NY. So obviously only gay married men occupy the entire state.

*trollface*

j_cat187 | 19

#3635167 - Friday 25 November 2011 9:28

You're a bad mother

lidemocr | 0

#3636559 - Friday 25 November 2011 14:17

I was just thinking the opposite about OP. it's a funny situation but sort of cute that he was checking for monsters so that his kid wouldn't be scared. It ended badly but I'm sure OP had the best of intentions!