By Nathanael Johnson - 30/07/2019 16:00

Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 896
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He didn’t steal it because it was too spicy.

I'd usually remove such childish insults, but seeing as you can't even write "retarded" properly ("retarted", seriously? Are you 12?) I'm going to leave up so everyone can mock you, throw mouldy fruit and let you feel like a very naughty boy.

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He didn’t steal it because it was too spicy.

If you make dinner too spicy you actually deserve having it stolen - and as such you're to blame for both subjects. No need to admit anything since it's really all your fault anyway 😂 or something 😂

Spicy or not, nobody deserves to have their dinner stolen.

I know if someone stole my dinner the next day I'm gonna have at least 2 of the hottest sauces I can find mess with my food your gonna get a very very hot meal the next day

what? you’re actually retarted

I'd usually remove such childish insults, but seeing as you can't even write "retarded" properly ("retarted", seriously? Are you 12?) I'm going to leave up so everyone can mock you, throw mouldy fruit and let you feel like a very naughty boy.

I think of this as a successful reply. I started out thinking to myself - how can the roomie justify this. and I wrote as I thought and giggled all way through. I then get a lot of thumbs down from the usual bunch of people without any sense of humour or imagination - that's okay with me - I value that a lot more than higher numbers of thumb ups I can get for really boring replys.

Drai Gray 8

you tell him to f off and that he got what he deserved? least you know to make all your food spicy now