He didn’t steal it because it was too spicy.

If you make dinner too spicy you actually deserve having it stolen - and as such you're to blame for both subjects. No need to admit anything since it's really all your fault anyway 😂 or something 😂

Spicy or not, nobody deserves to have their dinner stolen.

what? you’re actually retarted

I'd usually remove such childish insults, but seeing as you can't even write "retarded" properly ("retarted", seriously? Are you 12?) I'm going to leave up so everyone can mock you, throw mouldy fruit and let you feel like a very naughty boy.

you tell him to f off and that he got what he deserved? least you know to make all your food spicy now