Maybe do some odd jobs?

I heard stripping pays good.

Time for Craigslist.

they could also offer some other type of jobs.

or donate blood/plasma

Don't eat the coca! It's not chocolate.

My name is cody, and I'm an orange-juiceaholic

Hi codyyy.

We're here for you, Codyyy

I'm just here for the refreshments.

cody please share the juice equally, it isn't just for you

Juicehead.

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Not sure that's quite the same situation.

Get a job.

Must be nice getting babied by your parents and grandma when you're a young adult.

Do your parents not feed you or something? Pretty sure you can't relate to this situation considering you still live with your parents and from what it looks like, they provide everything for you if you get "allowance".

Wishing I could thumb this down more than once. The fact that I can't, really irks me.

Pretty sure this guy is trolling. I really extremely hope that this guy is trolling.

Guys this is sarcasm. She's not actually being serious!

Any time there's a remote possibility that it may not be sarcasm, everyone on the Internet will assume you're just stupid at least 95% of the time.

funny. unfortunately, as previous replies illustrate, sarcasm is lost on the unintelligent.

God I wish I could strangle you

Desperate times call for desperate measures. At least you are not resorting to anything illegal. Keep trying and something hopefully will turn up.

I'm Sam, and I am addicted to cheap water

Hi Sam.

It happens to the best of us? No, not really. I hope your financial situation gets better!

Hey. Gotta do what ya gotta do. No shame!

Also, go to Costco at lunch time and graze on the food samples.

I had a different understanding of what a juicer was