FML : Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to...

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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 22 March 2009 13:04 / Malta

Intimacy

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By MistAtMarseilles | 0

#50491 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:06

awesome dad

By ChrisFrancia | 0

#50495 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:07

at least the family is supportive

did he give you any pointers? haha

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By MistAtMarseilles | 0

#50491 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:06

awesome dad

soccerfreak878 | 0

#981124 - Sunday 18 April 2010 1:24

YDI because her dad was working on your house and you still invited her over

piinkbunnii | 0

#1009578 - Thursday 27 May 2010 20:05

The dad was actually giving you a thumbs up, because he nailed her also!!!

:-/

kashman95 | 0

#1048706 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 13:59

I doubt he knew it was his daughter

rymadness | 0

#1087543 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:11

if u read correctly you'll see thathe was working on the house next door. not op's. stupid.

zanguard | 0

#1112219 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:39

well you obviously have his approval!

VladAlex | 0

#2228257 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 7:03

thats pretty awesome, kinda creepy though

isnipin | 0

#2417546 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:19

fuck yeah

Herropreez17 | 0

#2683042 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:56

On the bright side he didn't go on a rampage like some overly protective dads.

jromeike | 0

#2835374 - Thursday 7 July 2011 3:22

that's not even close to an fml that's something to be proud of

aimzskee | 30

#6001736 - Tuesday 8 July 2014 15:03

Also a very strange dad.

By ChrisFrancia | 0

#50495 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:07

at least the family is supportive

did he give you any pointers? haha

ThogTheCaveman | 7

#3711883 - Saturday 10 December 2011 17:42

Put some back into it, son.

By Tratsing | 0

#50501 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:08

haha! does she know?

By djtelekinesis | 0

#50505 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:09

paternal approval FTW. this is not an FML by any means.

Adrian66_fml | 0

#970226 - Monday 29 March 2010 0:42

That's what I was thinking. Better he gives you a thumbs up than be pointing a 12-gauge at you.

ZleveL | 0

#1227613 - Thursday 12 August 2010 10:00

double barrel or bolt action rifle

We do it redneck style

writergirl23 | 19

#4252458 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:37

Lol considering he was watching his daughter do it ...

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#50508 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:10

That's awesome.

By meetmeinhell | 0

#50509 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:10

BLUE BALLS

By Root123 | 0

#50510 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:10

Why don't you fuck with the blinds closed and the lights off like normal people?

bartholemew4life | 0

#427062 - Saturday 25 July 2009 6:01

omg hilarious

Seelu | 0

#1133876 - Saturday 24 July 2010 17:29

srsly

hamster_10 | 2

#2517585 - Monday 16 May 2011 9:34

cos the people we're fucking don't want to pretend their fucking someone else so don't mind seeing our faces

By hk_fml | 9

#50516 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:12

oh man. O__O;;;;;
how weird is that

By Meow34 | 0

#50517 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:12

At least he approved of you guys having sex ;)

By marz88 | 0

#50522 - Sunday 22 March 2009 20:14

Hmmm...what are the odds lol
You should have given him a thumbs up as well. Maybe hold up a sign that says "I'm doing your daughter"

bgonebryce | 7

#2053302 - Monday 7 February 2011 4:29

hahahahahahaha!!!!!

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