By Lesbian and proud, nana - 12/11/2018 14:00
Today, my nana turned up at my flat for a visit, barged in without knocking, and found me having sex with both of my girlfriends. The vicious religious lecture that followed would have stripped the tramp stamp off a whore. She then rampaged through our bedroom and binned all our sex toys. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

I don't know who to side with. My head says "you should have locked the door", my heart says "never disrespect your Grandmother", my gut says "Nana's a religious nut, avoid at all costs", and my penis says "lesbian polygamy? hurry up and open PornHub!". As you can see, this is a huge dilemma.

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

I don't know who to side with. My head says "you should have locked the door", my heart says "never disrespect your Grandmother", my gut says "Nana's a religious nut, avoid at all costs", and my penis says "lesbian polygamy? hurry up and open PornHub!". As you can see, this is a huge dilemma.

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You’re just jealous that you can’t even get one SO. When you give family a key it’s for emergencies, or for when you’re away and they need to take care of something for you. The rule isn’t they have a key therefore they have a right to be there. Lol

By  RichardPencil  |  28

Nana’s making shit up. The Bible only mentions male homosexuality and says nothing about lesbians.

I hope you all ganged up and shoved a few oversized buttplugs into the old bat.