By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 20:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML
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KBurns207 17
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That's something my mom would do. Just man up and own that shit. OWN the princess poodle.

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Foodstampnazi 5
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Confidence is sexy. Own that shit.

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watchme 11
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Roskosity 22

Her sense of humor is priceless.

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twaumat 28

and mean! poor guy...lol

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Fsvb 32
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What about the poor dog?

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KBurns207 17
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That's something my mom would do. Just man up and own that shit. OWN the princess poodle.

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wifey08 13
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I agree! Although if OP was so "concerned" he could have just taken off the clothes...

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Welshite 39
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Good god, specify which clothes next time. It took five seconds for me to realize you meant the dog costume. I mean, I walk my dog naked, but my neighbors are used to my eccentricities.

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wifey08 13
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I guess it was wrong of me to assume most people don't walk their dog in the nude...?

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greenfishbait 19
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There's nothing sexier than a confident man walking a princess poodle.

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vencku 13

24 - My mum made me take her poodle [...] which she had dressed in [...]. There's not really that much room for confusion here, unlike in your example.

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kurodansei 16
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except for the obligation of 19 years of support she's given OP

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elephantsarecute 16
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Since OP is 19, his mom has no obligation to feed and house him. Why should she do it? (And it sounds like OP probably still lives with his mom.)

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glamorous18 10

cuz mom said so.

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Zomg_Okay 26
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Ah, the kid that thinks his parents rules don't apply once he hits 18. You're in for a rude awakening. ;)

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Foodstampnazi 5
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Confidence is sexy. Own that shit.

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cristy91 33
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Damn straight! OP just say "you guys wish you were with such a classy bitch!" And boom, you have now owned the situation.

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lissa_jade 22

at least she didn't make you match outfits with the dog. although I think we would've enjoyed the fml more if she had.

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adam3650 12
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that dog is no bitch. That dog is fabulous!

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goolia 10
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Hey now, work that poodle, strut your stuff! Although, you could've just taken its dress and tiara off if you felt that uncomfortable with walking it while wearing that.

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kurodansei 16
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Oh so now it's okay to just go around undressing bitches. glad I got the memo.

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ColdplaySucks 18
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Mom troll level: over 9000

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kurodansei 16
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Troll mom should not troll throigj authority, it cheapens the sport.

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rg350dx 29

Revenge is a dish best served with a fake rat and a hidden camera.

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isuckwithnames 22
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Your pic is so hilarious

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