FML : Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before...

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Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ToobyFrank / Friday 6 March 2009 17:51 / United States

Intimacy

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By omgepiphany | 0

#18330 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

By djspazy | 0

#18334 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

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By Chamon_fml | 0

#18320 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:03

Fuuck :O

lovelydefiance89 | 0

#972235 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 22:11

Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Probably scarred for life.

ffmmllyaya | 0

#976702 - Friday 9 April 2010 5:22

taboo tabooooo!!! oh my

nosedive1994 | 0

#980698 - Saturday 17 April 2010 1:35

lol how old are u. tell her u and ur gf are gonna have sex no matter what she does!

YANKSFAN4EVER | 0

#1141090 - Monday 26 July 2010 5:28

ewwwww

QuantumLegend | 0

#2106474 - Monday 21 February 2011 8:05

OR copy that moan and say you don't want her (your mom) and your dad sleeping in the same room anymore ;)

By goddamndinos | 0

#18321 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:04

that's incredibly awkward.. not even for you, i'd feel awkward if i was your mom making moaning sounds to my son.

pepkate | 8

#4331398 - Friday 20 April 2012 16:26

This made me laugh so hard- oh the irony.

YourAFailmod | 4

#4733724 - Thursday 26 July 2012 1:44

If that was me itd ruin sex with her forever everytime she moaned it'd probably make me think of my mom.....

By omgepiphany | 0

#18330 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

tenniskettle | 0

#562512 - Monday 14 September 2009 15:59

well as long as he had a good time thats all that matters

metalfan333 | 0

#816130 - Monday 1 February 2010 18:49

agreed with # 3

raven02 | 0

#2290552 - Monday 4 April 2011 4:44

maybe he's in h.s I did it

By shortshan | 0

#18332 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

Yikes! I definitely don't think you deserved that one.... but might wanna have your girl keep it quiet next time.

By cuttybuddy | 0

#18333 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

your mom sounds like a good moaner, fwiw.

By djspazy | 0

#18334 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

By wolfking | 0

#18341 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:10

can i meet your mom?

By KenMcGormick | 0

#18345 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:11

omg... i will puke immediately... imagine you're "soundly" MotherF***er

By rollingmyeyes | 0

#18350 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:12

if you're old enough to have sex, you are old enough to get your own place.

Kirlyfoo | 9

#3727723 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 1:28

Anyways..... "cough" fag "cough" killjoy

batwomen_fml | 7

#3844740 - Saturday 7 January 2012 11:56

You can't move out under the age of 16. Even if he was old enough to move out, not many people move out when they are 17 or 18.

By LittleMissMack | 0

#18353 - Friday 6 March 2009 20:13

...pretty sure I'm his girlfriend

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