Intimacy: Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending... - FML

By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

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Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

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Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

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Friday 6 March 2009 20:03

Fuuck :O

lovelydefiance89 0

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Wednesday 31 March 2010 22:11

Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Probably scarred for life.

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Friday 9 April 2010 5:22

taboo tabooooo!!! oh my

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Saturday 17 April 2010 1:35

lol how old are u. tell her u and ur gf are gonna have sex no matter what she does!

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Monday 26 July 2010 5:28

ewwwww

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Monday 21 February 2011 8:05

OR copy that moan and say you don't want her (your mom) and your dad sleeping in the same room anymore ;)

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Friday 6 March 2009 20:04

that's incredibly awkward.. not even for you, i'd feel awkward if i was your mom making moaning sounds to my son.

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Friday 20 April 2012 16:26

This made me laugh so hard- oh the irony.

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Thursday 26 July 2012 1:44

If that was me itd ruin sex with her forever everytime she moaned it'd probably make me think of my mom.....

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Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

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Monday 14 September 2009 15:59

well as long as he had a good time thats all that matters

metalfan333 0

Monday 1 February 2010 18:49

agreed with # 3

raven02 0

Monday 4 April 2011 4:44

maybe he's in h.s I did it

shortshan 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

Yikes! I definitely don't think you deserved that one.... but might wanna have your girl keep it quiet next time.

cuttybuddy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

your mom sounds like a good moaner, fwiw.

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Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

wolfking 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:10

can i meet your mom?

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Friday 6 March 2009 20:11

omg... i will puke immediately... imagine you're "soundly" MotherF***er

rollingmyeyes 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:12

if you're old enough to have sex, you are old enough to get your own place.

Kirlyfoo 9

Wednesday 14 December 2011 1:28

Anyways..... "cough" fag "cough" killjoy

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Saturday 7 January 2012 11:56

You can't move out under the age of 16. Even if he was old enough to move out, not many people move out when they are 17 or 18.

LittleMissMack 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:13

...pretty sure I'm his girlfriend

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