Sue her. it solves everything.

What would OP sue her for exactly?

He's just thinking he's funny. Pay him no mind.

I would say it's sarcasm but what exactly will he sue her for? being a monster-in-law?

Yes 32 it was sarcasm... no one on FML seems to understand what that is

It seems to be the upvote/downvote ratio... If there are a certain amount of downvotes, people choose to ignore the sarcasm.

yeah #44, it's like 'hey let's all jump on the downvote wagon and not have an opinion of our own.'

I actually thought your joke was funny, #46. But, whatever... FML seems to be pretty picky with its humor lately.

Wow what a bitch.

The only excuse for this is if the two of you have never met. If you have met, shame on her for sending something like that.

How often is it that you never meet your mother in law? Like not even at the wedding?

We don't really know the situation. Maybe the person OP married has a bad relationship with their mother and didn't want their mother at the wedding.

My husband didn't meet my mother until we'd been married about a year and a half. I was in the military and we eloped.

For all we know she could have just married her dad and never met Op.

My sister in law hasn't met her mother in law, but that's because my brother and I have disowned her due to shit she pulled when we were growing up.

there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...

Mother in law and woman hitter are spelled with the same letters...

hitler*

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Really...?

Dude...

No, just, just, no

ha!

I'm debating whether to upvote or downvote this...

She probably doesn't know the difference between an odometer and a pedometer.

I agree wit #1 It solves everything.

They why don't you just reply to his comment instead of making an entirely new comment?

because im a rebal and in America you can do what ever the FUCK you want 8--->

Yeah, rebel without a clue. The song "Young, Dumb, and Ugly" comes to mind.

And the 2015 winner of the "Worst Mother-In-Law of the Year" award goes to this woman.

It's only February! Let's not jump to any conclusions! lol! Gotta give the other monsters-in-law a fair chance. ;P

For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.

OP should buy her some crutches for her birthday....

Or just send it back with a note saying that a speedometer and an electric motor would have been preferred. ^__^

Take the pedometer to home Depot and leave it on the paint shaker. Send it back after it gets high enough and see what she says.

The monster-in-law strikes again