Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML
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nix1993
| 41
For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.
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vikky538
| 28
there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...
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TheCookieComet
| 23
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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beaglegal
| 42
What would OP sue her for exactly?
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laden_swallow09
| 34
He's just thinking he's funny. Pay him no mind.
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
I would say it's sarcasm but what exactly will he sue her for? being a monster-in-law?
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TheCookieComet
| 23
Yes 32 it was sarcasm... no one on FML seems to understand what that is
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
It seems to be the upvote/downvote ratio... If there are a certain amount of downvotes, people choose to ignore the sarcasm.
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
yeah #44, it's like 'hey let's all jump on the downvote wagon and not have an opinion of our own.'
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
I actually thought your joke was funny, #46. But, whatever... FML seems to be pretty picky with its humor lately.
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Firuzzy
| 10
Wow what a bitch.
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immaMonsta
| 8
The only excuse for this is if the two of you have never met. If you have met, shame on her for sending something like that.
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mif_fml
| 27
How often is it that you never meet your mother in law? Like not even at the wedding?
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immaMonsta
| 8
We don't really know the situation. Maybe the person OP married has a bad relationship with their mother and didn't want their mother at the wedding.
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juturnaamo
| 29
My husband didn't meet my mother until we'd been married about a year and a half. I was in the military and we eloped.
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Eyeslick
| 33
For all we know she could have just married her dad and never met Op.
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Crypticedge
| 6
My sister in law hasn't met her mother in law, but that's because my brother and I have disowned her due to shit she pulled when we were growing up.
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vikky538
| 28
there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...
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khyr33
| 4
Mother in law and woman hitter are spelled with the same letters...
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Cookiee04
| 15
hitler*
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Hellishowl
| 17
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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xMaeLA
| 24
Really...?
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cheeeksss
| 29
Dude...
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aabbccddeeffmmll
| 6
No, just, just, no
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GuyOnBridge
| 14
ha!
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Pixelatedpotato
| 28
I'm debating whether to upvote or downvote this...
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feven
| 32
She probably doesn't know the difference between an odometer and a pedometer.
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chickenlips23
| 16
I agree wit #1 It solves everything.
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Noah197099
| 17
They why don't you just reply to his comment instead of making an entirely new comment?
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chickenlips23
| 16
because im a rebal and in America you can do what ever the FUCK you want 8--->
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Yeah, rebel without a clue. The song "Young, Dumb, and Ugly" comes to mind.
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unidentifieduser
| 23
And the 2015 winner of the "Worst Mother-In-Law of the Year" award goes to this woman.
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MzZombicidal
| 36
It's only February! Let's not jump to any conclusions! lol! Gotta give the other monsters-in-law a fair chance. ;P
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nix1993
| 41
For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.
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magickitten
| 26
OP should buy her some crutches for her birthday....
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Stazza11
| 27
Or just send it back with a note saying that a speedometer and an electric motor would have been preferred. ^__^
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Crypticedge
| 6
Take the pedometer to home Depot and leave it on the paint shaker. Send it back after it gets high enough and see what she says.
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_kyleG_
| 34
The monster-in-law strikes again