Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
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arcticdoctorwho
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That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.
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jizzwold
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Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?
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arcticdoctorwho
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That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.
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ZealIFeel
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Find a large rock and crawl under it until you can think of a legitimate health concern to explain it all. If not possible, just remember eye contact never solved anything.
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xlord
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What I can't get over is that after seeing the site OP's mum still chose to have a 30 min conversation.
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SimpleMinds_fml
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Yeah, why would she stay and talk for 30 minutes!? That is legit my worst nightmare (other than dying in a fiery plane crash, being stabbed to death while sleeping, getting butt raped, etc.) I can't even imagine how awkward that is for you. One time I closed a tab with porn on it but didn't close the browser..my dad got on it and used the browser..seeing in the 'recently closed' tab was 'pornhub'....I almost died.
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howdmynosego
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You think that's bad 41 I once walked into the living room wearing my boxer shorts. My dad noticed the stain that was still on em
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rallets
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CTRL + SHIFT + P
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SystemofaBlink41
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How can OP forget a porn site was on? Homepage?
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KittyJay
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Nah... My mom would have flip shit if I watched porn....
Edit... If she KNEW I watched porn.
Edit... If she KNEW I watched porn.
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rcbarnes
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Plus serving is not necessarily a sign of national policy support.
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erin1994
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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jizzwold
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Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?
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killtin
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Damnit I thumbs downed 16.............psych
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j_cat187
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That is not a logical option.
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AlexanderSilver
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God dammit 16. I think reading your comment caused me to do exactly that.
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DoubleDose
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Here's a tip, don't give tips
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hotPinklipstick
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Here's a tip, don't play leap frog with a unicorn.
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rexgar2000
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49 I love that heart, looks really good on you.
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not_a_Boss
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GTFO the internet
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iamyourgod
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Here's a tip. Watch porn like every other person with Internet.
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False_Stupidity
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#79 Pssh, I have internet but I don't watch porn... anymore... I gave it up when I started getting the real deal ;)
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chelseaaababyyy
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you're crazy, porns awesome.
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TheCurlyTheory
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52; you sir, are a creep.
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eurostar710
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#89
I'm surprised you EVER 'get the real deal'
I'm surprised you EVER 'get the real deal'
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swampbilly
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You
Awesome
Awesome
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jonnyBgoode
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Hear hear! Lol
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cupcakegirl0424
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Bro that's the greatest idea EVER. *thumbs up*
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NamesIncognita
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you'll start watching it too eventually. Id share my stash with you but it's too fetishy
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vipirius
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busted... Fyl bro
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ryukk_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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julien86_fml
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Sad :(
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kcircuses2
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4-you're very unfortunate looking
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Lily_lops95
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Porn has nothing to do with coming out of the closet. Not unless OP was on a gay porn website
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MagicallyFat
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Is this comment how you came out of the "bitch" closet…
^thats a good example
^thats a good example
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alfool
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Maybe if it was a pic of you
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KTC30
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Was that how you were trying to be funny?
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CTM0
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You are quit ugly
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meanmeli
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that's like super awkward....
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gazzdogs
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Like really?!? You don't say.
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hnz
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So what was the conversation about?
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kcircuses2
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church
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sweettpie129
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Lmfao.
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skullcandifiedDJ
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she was probably just suggesting a better porn site...
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joee182
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were your pants at your ankles to?lol
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jizzwold
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Must... resist.... grammar nazi.
*too
Shit.
*too
Shit.
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joee182
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like i care how i spell haha
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leadman1989
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Fucking pandas and their reckless disregard for grammar!
>:(
>:(
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laurbear12
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Joeee u should probably start caring
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yushit
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Lol dude
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mynewaccount
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ha ha.
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SimpleMinds_fml
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Good comment. Really insightful and gave me a deeper thinking into the FML..
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BeastNerd
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taught me the goddamned meaning of life.
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Bossman11
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Take it easy, she's a blonde
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sxdryv
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Who are you!?
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igloo_gl
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Moron... Always close ur porn after masturbating.
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joee182
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or he should at least lock his door haha
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DjeePee
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Maybe OP wasn't finished yet.
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ducttapewallet
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Maybe he hadn't started.
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Daralea
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Or open up a word document and start typing "The effect of repeated pornographic imagery on heart rate: an investigation into the desensitization of the sympathetic nervous system" and then put your student number in the corner. Someone's thesis just got fun!
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yadudej
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ahahahahahahaha!!!! that's all I gotta say. :]