Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By arcticdoctorwho | 0

#3475380 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:13

That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.

By jizzwold | 21

#3475511 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:32

Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?

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By arcticdoctorwho | 0

#3475380 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:13

That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.

ZealIFeel | 7

#3475598 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:55

Find a large rock and crawl under it until you can think of a legitimate health concern to explain it all. If not possible, just remember eye contact never solved anything.

xlord | 27

#3475649 - Sunday 23 October 2011 10:11

What I can't get over is that after seeing the site OP's mum still chose to have a 30 min conversation.

SimpleMinds_fml | 7

#3475842 - Sunday 23 October 2011 11:44

Yeah, why would she stay and talk for 30 minutes!? That is legit my worst nightmare (other than dying in a fiery plane crash, being stabbed to death while sleeping, getting butt raped, etc.) I can't even imagine how awkward that is for you. One time I closed a tab with porn on it but didn't close the browser..my dad got on it and used the browser..seeing in the 'recently closed' tab was 'pornhub'....I almost died.

howdmynosego | 12

#3476056 - Sunday 23 October 2011 13:00

You think that's bad 41 I once walked into the living room wearing my boxer shorts. My dad noticed the stain that was still on em

rallets | 22

#3476860 - Sunday 23 October 2011 16:35

CTRL + SHIFT + P

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#3477700 - Sunday 23 October 2011 20:06

How can OP forget a porn site was on? Homepage?

KittyJay | 2

#3480607 - Monday 24 October 2011 3:55

Nah... My mom would have flip shit if I watched porn....

Edit... If she KNEW I watched porn.

rcbarnes | 24

#4085495 - Saturday 25 February 2012 8:57

Plus serving is not necessarily a sign of national policy support.

By erin1994 | 9

#3475382 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

jizzwold | 21

#3475511 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:32

Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?

killtin | 2

#3475526 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:36

Damnit I thumbs downed 16.............psych

j_cat187 | 19

#3475619 - Sunday 23 October 2011 10:03

That is not a logical option.

AlexanderSilver | 0

#3475691 - Sunday 23 October 2011 10:30

God dammit 16. I think reading your comment caused me to do exactly that.

DoubleDose | 0

#3475785 - Sunday 23 October 2011 11:13

Here's a tip, don't give tips

hotPinklipstick | 24

#3476086 - Sunday 23 October 2011 13:19

Here's a tip, don't play leap frog with a unicorn.

rexgar2000 | 10

#3476197 - Sunday 23 October 2011 14:13

49 I love that heart, looks really good on you.

not_a_Boss | 1

#3477257 - Sunday 23 October 2011 18:40

GTFO the internet

iamyourgod | 3

#3477333 - Sunday 23 October 2011 19:12

Here's a tip. Watch porn like every other person with Internet.

False_Stupidity | 41

#3477741 - Sunday 23 October 2011 20:14

#79 Pssh, I have internet but I don't watch porn... anymore... I gave it up when I started getting the real deal ;)

chelseaaababyyy | 17

#3477913 - Sunday 23 October 2011 20:40

you're crazy, porns awesome.

TheCurlyTheory | 0

#3478487 - Sunday 23 October 2011 23:00

52; you sir, are a creep.

eurostar710 | 11

#3479986 - Monday 24 October 2011 1:28

#89
I'm surprised you EVER 'get the real deal'

swampbilly | 5

#3480219 - Monday 24 October 2011 2:24

You
Awesome

jonnyBgoode | 9

#4558803 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 21:00

Hear hear! Lol

cupcakegirl0424 | 27

#6369609 - Monday 3 August 2015 3:34

Bro that's the greatest idea EVER. *thumbs up*

NamesIncognita | 15

#6466000 - Friday 20 November 2015 16:52

you'll start watching it too eventually. Id share my stash with you but it's too fetishy

By vipirius | 18

#3475389 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:14

busted... Fyl bro

By ryukk_fml | 3

#3475391 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

julien86_fml | 2

#3475804 - Sunday 23 October 2011 11:24

Sad :(

kcircuses2 | 4

#3475839 - Sunday 23 October 2011 11:43

4-you're very unfortunate looking

Lily_lops95 | 0

#3476945 - Sunday 23 October 2011 17:00

Porn has nothing to do with coming out of the closet. Not unless OP was on a gay porn website

MagicallyFat | 12

#3478437 - Sunday 23 October 2011 22:46

Is this comment how you came out of the "bitch" closet…

^thats a good example

alfool | 0

#3480939 - Monday 24 October 2011 5:04

Maybe if it was a pic of you

KTC30 | 0

#3480988 - Monday 24 October 2011 5:16

Was that how you were trying to be funny?

CTM0 | 3

#3486025 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:04

You are quit ugly

By meanmeli | 0

#3475404 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:17

that's like super awkward....

gazzdogs | 5

#3476079 - Sunday 23 October 2011 13:12

Like really?!? You don't say.

By hnz | 13

#3475408 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:18

So what was the conversation about?

kcircuses2 | 4

#3475848 - Sunday 23 October 2011 11:45

church

sweettpie129 | 11

#3477091 - Sunday 23 October 2011 17:38

Lmfao.

skullcandifiedDJ | 5

#3480460 - Monday 24 October 2011 3:28

she was probably just suggesting a better porn site...

By joee182 | 3

#3475410 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:18

were your pants at your ankles to?lol

jizzwold | 21

#3475524 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:35

Must... resist.... grammar nazi.

*too

Shit.

joee182 | 3

#3475601 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:55

like i care how i spell haha

leadman1989 | 15

#3475710 - Sunday 23 October 2011 10:40

Fucking pandas and their reckless disregard for grammar!

>:(

laurbear12 | 3

#3475783 - Sunday 23 October 2011 11:12

Joeee u should probably start caring

yushit | 0

#3475830 - Sunday 23 October 2011 11:35

Lol dude

By mynewaccount | 8

#3475434 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:21

ha ha.

SimpleMinds_fml | 7

#3475823 - Sunday 23 October 2011 11:34

Good comment. Really insightful and gave me a deeper thinking into the FML..

BeastNerd | 3

#3478104 - Sunday 23 October 2011 21:20

taught me the goddamned meaning of life.

Bossman11 | 6

#3480829 - Monday 24 October 2011 4:44

Take it easy, she's a blonde

sxdryv | 13

#3497703 - Thursday 27 October 2011 7:53

Who are you!?

By igloo_gl | 0

#3475465 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:27

Moron... Always close ur porn after masturbating.

joee182 | 3

#3475507 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:31

or he should at least lock his door haha

DjeePee | 24

#3475851 - Sunday 23 October 2011 11:47

Maybe OP wasn't finished yet.

ducttapewallet | 7

#3477232 - Sunday 23 October 2011 18:31

Maybe he hadn't started.

Daralea | 21

#3483748 - Monday 24 October 2011 21:16

Or open up a word document and start typing "The effect of repeated pornographic imagery on heart rate: an investigation into the desensitization of the sympathetic nervous system" and then put your student number in the corner. Someone's thesis just got fun!

By yadudej | 0

#3475467 - Sunday 23 October 2011 9:27

ahahahahahahaha!!!! that's all I gotta say. :]