By MachoFluster - 5/2/2010 07:52 - United States
Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML
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  fatalkiss  |  0

this site is for short stories that ruin other people's days, not necessarily lives. the reason it's called fmyLIFE is to be dramatic I guess. still funny

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  Mubus  |  0

ROFLMAO this reminds me of a woman news anchor who was talking about Blackhawk helicopters in the sky on a live broadcast and she said "There are three BlackCOCK helicopters um excuse me Blackhawk helicopters in the sky" lol some women cant control their urges and men are blamed for minor things!