By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 02:14 - United States - Redmond

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
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I'd like to know if she has a sense of humour and bought something erotic for you.

That sucks OP. You could probably just explain what happened

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I'd like to know if she has a sense of humour and bought something erotic for you.

What would she bring for her son that would be considered erotic?

That sucks OP. You could probably just explain what happened

CliffyB03 28

If she can't laugh at that, then what can she laugh at? But I'm sure she understood the mix up.

IAmzephyr 22

meatballs and sausage then?

olpally 32

Just re-type exotic and send it as a correction? Duh!

And add a second text with restaurant / meal ideas.

And just laugh it off.

You know OP is screwed when it's three shits.

Grow up dude it's your mum

A Freudian slip of an Oedipus complex.

Reminds me of the time I texted a guy accidentally saying "glad we could finally bang" instead of "glad we could finally hang"

olpally 32

LMFAO! That's hysterical! Oh Lordy!

That must have been super embarrassing!

Just text her back as soon as you see it. I'm sure she'll appreciate the humor.