FML : Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy...

177

See the top FMLs

Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more. We were stuck in stop and go traffic for 3 hours. When I turned on the radio, she turned it off and talked more. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass - / Monday 25 May 2009 08:54 / United States

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By MrJentipede | 2

#229089 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:04

Thanks for the heads up, mom.

By mucrew | 0

#229097 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:05

you should have said "yea i agree"! and gotten into a deep discussion with her...so she'll feel really awkward too! haha

Comments

By MrJentipede | 2

#229089 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:04

Thanks for the heads up, mom.

By musicfanatic | 0

#229090 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:05

ooh, ouch!
FYL, buddy, FYL.
have fun sleeping!

By farmgirl | 3

#229091 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:05

i wish my mom would talk to me more about that stuff!

Reply

matt5217 | 4

#1357818 - Monday 6 September 2010 1:16

no you dont

Reply

dotalover | 15

#5821072 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 17:49

holy fuckin shit tht hit about a 9.0 in my awkward comment meter

Reply

itstrishabtw | 13

#5893955 - Sunday 23 March 2014 20:04

no, you really don't.

By Pennypoo | 0

#229095 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:05

oh. my. god. fyl.

By mucrew | 0

#229097 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:05

you should have said "yea i agree"! and gotten into a deep discussion with her...so she'll feel really awkward too! haha

Reply

hawxfighter_fml | 0

#966949 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 21:35

OP should just tell her mom to talk to her dad, that's the guy who needs to know this stuff lol

Reply

ryguy997 | 0

#1017749 - Thursday 3 June 2010 17:06

no op should have said "ok ok that's nice thanks stop talking."

Reply

alieileen966 | 0

#1095223 - Thursday 15 July 2010 21:29

agreed

By fissionman1 | 0

#229099 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:05

You poor poor (man?).

Reply

DaDezza244 | 31

#5320437 - Saturday 12 January 2013 10:10

OP is a woman.

By MooKee | 0

#229100 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:06

Hah thanks mom.

By FabuliciousGirly | 0

#229110 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:08

Oh wow.

By Natradtasticx17 | 0

#229112 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:08

ewww i hate when mom's talk about that haha

By circayouandme | 0

#229113 - Monday 25 May 2009 16:09

AWKWAAAAAAAAAAARD.

Similar

Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my boss told me she doesn't care if customers complain and told me I needed to leave my desk with a line of 10+ people waiting to be helped because...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today after literally 1000s of texts, hours of chats and banter, my co-worker and i admitted that we love each other but can’t leave our own partners for...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

Loading data…

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...

Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...

See all the World FMLs

See all FML photos