FML : Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy...

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Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more. We were stuck in stop and go traffic for 3 hours. When I turned on the radio, she turned it off and talked more. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass - / Monday 25 May 2009 08:54 / United States

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By MrJentipede | 2

#229089 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:04

Thanks for the heads up, mom.

By mucrew | 0

#229097 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:05

you should have said "yea i agree"! and gotten into a deep discussion with her...so she'll feel really awkward too! haha

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By MrJentipede | 2

#229089 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:04

Thanks for the heads up, mom.

By musicfanatic | 0

#229090 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:05

ooh, ouch! FYL, buddy, FYL. have fun sleeping!

By farmgirl | 3

#229091 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:05

i wish my mom would talk to me more about that stuff!

matt5217 | 4

#1357818 - Monday 6 September 2010 01:16

no you dont

dotalover | 15

#5821072 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 05:49

holy fuckin shit tht hit about a 9.0 in my awkward comment meter

itstrishabtw | 13

#5893955 - Sunday 23 March 2014 08:04

no, you really don't.

By Pennypoo | 0

#229095 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:05

oh. my. god. fyl.

By mucrew | 0

#229097 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:05

you should have said "yea i agree"! and gotten into a deep discussion with her...so she'll feel really awkward too! haha

hawxfighter_fml | 0

#966949 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 09:35

OP should just tell her mom to talk to her dad, that's the guy who needs to know this stuff lol

ryguy997 | 0

#1017749 - Thursday 3 June 2010 05:06

no op should have said "ok ok that's nice thanks stop talking."

alieileen966 | 0

#1095223 - Thursday 15 July 2010 09:29

agreed

By fissionman1 | 0

#229099 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:05

You poor poor (man?).

DaDezza244 | 29

#5320437 - Saturday 12 January 2013 10:10

OP is a woman.

By MooKee | 0

#229100 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:06

Hah thanks mom.

By FabuliciousGirly | 0

#229110 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:08

Oh wow.

By Natradtasticx17 | 0

#229112 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:08

ewww i hate when mom's talk about that haha

By circayouandme | 0

#229113 - Monday 25 May 2009 04:09

AWKWAAAAAAAAAAARD.

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